Funny thing happened...actually two funny things.
1. I was doing research on physics for one of my teachers. I googled pictures for the word "acceleration science". There are no good ones, by the way. So, there I am clicking through pages of nothing and I see a black and white picture of some guy. No idea who it is but he was young and sorta cute. I, of course, think "it would be funny if this search had Rob pics pop up in it". Lo and behold, I click on the next page of results and there he is. It was a Twilight picture. I have no idea how or why searching "acceleration science" will get you a pic of Robward in the forest but it does. I choose to believe that God is telling me something--I don't know what--but something.
Here's the pic:
(nice bear in the background-is that pedobear-what's a pedobear?)
2. I emailed by bff, a.k.a. PIC, and we were shooting the shizz and it went a little something like this-
Email from Me to PIC:
"i got the email from E about going out. i imagine you are not going, and if you don't go, i don't go, sorta a law.
Anyhoo....
This day blows monkey nuttles.
We need to have a "day" Spring Break week, okay? Say yes. DO it now.
I bought a Nook.
I love it. If I could go back in time, I would rent it a tuxedo, and take it to prom.
p.s. i dont respect proper grammar anymore" Email from PIC to Me:
"Right now, I'm planning on going out tomorrow night. So, you'd better plan on being there too. And, that nook thing is expensive. But, there are some advantages, I guess. You can read porn now where ever you go. : )"
LITTLE DOES SHE KNOW HOW ACCURATE SHE IS!
Needless to say BFF is still living in a world where I am not a Twihard, Robsessed, FF smut reader. Yet, somehow...it's like she knows.
Hmmm?
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I wasn't online much this week but I made up for it by using and abusing the above mentioned Nook.
I read a few new fics and here are my opinions on them.
You ready?
You sure?
Really?
Is this annoying?
I read two vamp fics. I never read vamp ff. I usually avoid them because I don't like to swerve my SM Twilight POV. I am just weird. But one of these is so OOC and popular I couldn't resist and the other is less known but soooo good.
"Bella’s blood was just too tempting to be ignored. While Edward drags her around the world, barely keeping a step ahead of his frantic family, Bella battles the monster for possession of the gentler vampire inside her captor."
This is one intense story. I will admit I have a love-hate relationship with it. I love the idea, the rawness of it, and I love that it's EPOV. I hate how weak Bella and Edward are at times, and I am aware it mirrors the canon need/you're my brand of heroin theme but I generally want to slap one if not both of them every chapter. With that said, I still think it's a hell of a story and worth reading if you are a glutton for punishment. I suppose I am.
(WIP, 10 Chapters Posted)
"Rosalie Hale was a beautiful young woman on the verge of marriage when her life was taken from her in an act of horrific violence. Rescued by the Cullens, can she come to terms with the end of her human life? Can she save other women from the same fate?"
This is Rosalie's story. Her tragedy and her revenge. It is truly awesome story telling. I loved Rose as soon as I read her story in Eclipse. She made sense to me and this story takes off on that and expands it out epically. I've never read a non B&E fic and this one is making me want to go and find more. Totally goes against my general norm but I couldn't stop reading it.
I finally read...
Expectations and Other Moving Pieces by
chrometurtle
(WIP, 26 Chapters Posted)
"Everything I had done in my life seemed to lead up to this moment. The moment when I found myself bound inextricably to a man I didn’t love, trapped in a life I didn’t want. And if I left him, I would be entirely alone."
OMG.
I cried like a frickin' baby the whole way and I am dying for more.
It is hard to read. I am not gonna lie, it is VERY hard to read but it is one hell of a story. You feel how broken this couple is, how broken they made each other and it kills you. If you are a wussperv--stay away!!!! If you enjoy the pain, you will get lots of it here .
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Random RobPorn?
Yes, please.
We will get lots of new Rob starting this weekend!
Gotta get my SAVING hand all ready and loose.
(Rt-Clk-Sv)
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