Am DED NOWZ...but happy.

These RM pics are killing me....

Killing me...

Tybert legs.
Tybert hoodie.
Unziiipppppp.....

Do I even need to comment.
I will just stare...
*drool*
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This one actually makes me so happy I thought about dancing...
WAIT.
I just did!
Totally did a little running man and then ended it with a lil' bit of cabbage patching...
I am 30.
This is what I know.

Anyways, I'll leave you with these little teasers and let us all fantasize we are snuggled next to Rob on that train. All snuggly, and warm, and snuggly....
I want to reach over and rub his belly.

Dream BLECH! God hates me but at least you'll get a laugh...

How are you?

Good, good.

I am glad.

*whistles* *shuffles feetz* *blushes*

Yeah, so...

I've been busy.

Work in the RL is kicking my arse and there isn't much going on in the Twi/Rob world worth talking about.

So, today dear ones I have a "sandwich" (if you will) of good and bad.
I am putting the bad in the middle.
For it is the rancid meat of this sandwich...
Rancid.
Putrid.
Blech.

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Good FF Rec!

I read this entire story this weekend.
It's good.
Read it.
Now...
(well after you finish this post...geez, so antsy you are...)

A War of Cynics by greeen goldfish
"Edward's intrigued by a mouthy girl in his class, but prefers his solitude. Bella tends to be judgmental, but keeps bumping into Edward and is forced to reevaluate. OOC, AH, BxE. Warning: the aftermath of date rape is discussed."

I saw this fic discussed on ADifferentForest.com and decided to check it out. Great story. I love every supporting character in greeen goldfish's storyline. Every single one and that is a rarity in any story. It's a good mix of serious, touching, sexy, and funny. It is a complete story and deserves far more reviews than it currently has.

What are you reading? I don't ask this enough.
Leave me YOUR rec's in the comments.

I am looking for a few new ones to get into... 'cause I have no need for the 4.5 hours of sleep I currently get.
It's so overrated!
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Bad bad BAD baD Baddddddd

Speaking of sleep! I had the most disturbing dream last night.

You all know I never dream of Rob. It's one of life's greatest jokes on me that he never visits me in my night time movies in any form...ever.
Well, I emailed my Cutie to tell her of this horrendous travesty of a "dream" I had and this conversation transpired.

Ang to Cutie:
"So, last nights dream is even more of a slap in the face! I had a dream about frickin'.... you're gonna laugh...about that frickin' Harry Potter boy-man...stop laughing...Dan Radcliffe. I am pissed. Like really, really, really, incredibly pissed. I wasn't all smexy times but it was rather odd how "close" we apparently were... and I am pretty sure there was snogging. And I frickin' hate my dumb brain. I hate it. I want to poke it out and smoosh it. Stop laughing."

Cutie to Ang:
"*slaps hand over mouth*

Me? Laughing? Never! *crosses fingers behind back* Well... you are getting closer to a Rob dream. At least there is that hope right?"
Hope? Hope of vomiting...yes, there is hope of that.

Ang to Cutes:
"STOP LAUGHING!!!
And it's not close enough.... just because they were both born in England...oh, yeah and came out in that movie together... Still, not close enough. "
For the love of horses! WTF.
Someone photo shop Rob's head on that...

Wait....
Ugh.
Oh, my Robby you can't even fix this horrid, horrid vomit taste in my mouth.

*brain bleach please*

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Brain Bleach:
aka
GOOOODDDDD!

Here are this weeks winners for "made Ang's girly-bitz percolate and do a drop kick on mah panties."

All I can think is UNZIP... and SO TALL.

I have no words.
Wait, I do.
I have one.
FFFUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!

Bruises. Cuts. Scrapes.
They all just add to the over-all UNF of this man.
Check out the fingers.
Yep.
I know what you're thinking.
I know...

Leave your fic rec's
and
NEVER let us speak of the dream that shall not be named...but if it were to be named, it would be named Fucked Up Vomit Nightmare of Blech.
The End.

Weird Wednesday: FML, Fics, and unFy Pics

1) OK. True Story. My dog is going through a "hysterical pregnancy". She's actually done this before. I took her to the vet because I thought the little head case was actually knocked up; she showed all of the physical signs of being pregnant. However, her tummy was empty. No puppies--just a head full of crazy.
Well, I noticed she started doing the same weird stuff again a few nights ago. My mom talked to a vet and the vet said I had to buy her a stuffed animal so she could go through the motions of being pregnant.
So.....
She is currently laying with her "squeaky" toy baby in her dog house, licking it, loving it and generally freaking me out.
This, of course, only happened because my boy dog is for all intents and purposes...gay. He has never technically shown preference for boy dogs...so I guess to be more accurate he is asexual. So, to clarify...I own 2 dogs. One is crazy and the other is a asexual. I think. I'm pretty sure.

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2) Funny Fics , that will make you laugh until you cry...and one that will just make you cry.


GYNAZOLE by Mrs.TheKing
"Bella has to fill an embarrassing prescription. Mr. Cullen is the pharmacist there to greet her. Rated M for every reason my twisted mind can come up with. ExB God help us if there is a lemon."

I really LOL'd as I read this. You probably remember Mrs. TheKing from Poughkeepsie fame but this ain't no Poughkeepsie. It's like slightly less cracky-crack fic-with some seriously quirky characters and great one-liners. If you follow her as @Geekerella on "the twitter", then you also know she is fan of the potty humor...literally.
Her Edward and Bella have their own accounts on "the twitter".
Follow them for fun interactive storyline times and you can "give him the tweet" if your cooter itches...literally, not figuratively.


I Wanna Eff You Like a Masochistic Lion by Feisty Y. Beden
"I Wanna Eff You Like a Masochistic Lion B/c of Your Pools of Brown Diarrhea Eyes: The Worst Story Ever Told. Collab btwn Philadelphic, Feisty Y. Beden, & NelsonsMandela for JaspersDestiny's Worst Story Ever Contest. E/B/Jas/Jake/Smoke Penis/Care Bears. M"

There really aren't any words for this one...
Read it so you can see what the shiny silver Volvo POV is like...
Yeah. I dunno.
*giggles*

Burn and Shine by pulsepoint
"At first glance felonious Edward seems like nothing but trouble, but as sheltered college student Bella digs deeper she realizes he is so much more. Possibly too much for her to handle. ExB, AH, rated M for dark/adult themes and profanity."

I am on ch. 16 and things are getting good and complicated. Felonward is very damaged and Bella just doesn't care because she wants him. Bad. Of course, she wants to help him too. His back story kills me. You see this level of "damaged" in several fics these days but pulsepoint has a way of describing her Edward's pain so that he just seems so broken and small. Her physical descriptions ain't bad either...

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Click & Lick.

They increase in size.

Like, they get really big.

I know you like 'em big...





These should all make decent wallpapers if you're into that type of thing.

I wish my boy dog was into girl dogs.

I was looking forward to being a "grandmommy" to something other than a stuffed beanie baby that squeaks.
*squeak!*