Fave Rob Things

This could be a very long page...

1. RobArt
I love "How To Be". Its sad-sack humor is right up my alley and so is Robert's character, Art Freeman.
I can't explain my sheer attraction to Rob in hobo clothes, long hair, and a perpetual sad face but believe me when I tell you it is strong.




2. DarkPattz
This is post-Dali, pre-Twilight.
He is perfect.
Except for that sweater....
that has to go.
(stating the obvious)


3. Chest Hair
(chezzporn)
Do I need to explain?
*imagines running my little fingers on his many chesticals*



4. Young Pattz





5. The Laugh



6. The Quotes

"I used to dance all the time till I was 16 and I was at a wedding in Seattle. I didn’t realize at the time that Canadian beer is like really strong, like 7.8 percent or something. And I was just going nuts on the dance floor and my dad was like, ‘What are you doing?’ I’ve never been able to get that out of my head. I’m so self-conscious about it."

"I remember when I was like 6 years old and one of my sisters was being bullied by someone and I came down with my foam baseball bat. That’s the only example of brotherly protectiveness I had."

"Fucking brilliant! I?t could be like Finding Nemo! And the little candiru is lost in the balls! Think of the soundtrack!"

"Instead of a Edward Cullen one they should make a Robert Pattinson one. And so none of them would work. They wouldn’t even come with batteries"

"In England if you want to look rough, you go out and get really drunk and come in looking really hungover, but if you do that in America, it’s like, ‘Have you got a drinking problem?’"

"If you’ve ever tried watching a feature length porno, you know, it’s dull…"

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"I was Clive Handjob in Paris. Everyone in the hotel called me ‘Monsieur Handjob’. That was good, cheap fun."

"I kicked his ass, because I don’t hold back. I fight like a little bitch. I’d bite and pull his pants down and stuff."

7. The Interviews





8. The Music

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9. Quirky Pattz

10. Ciggies
(ciggie sex)

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