Today's Babble and Rob Thoughts

My Dogs
This is Puppy. Yes, his name is "Puppy". So!
Look I tried to come up with something better, cuter, more dog appropriate and socially respectable but that took too long, so he got used to Puppy...he doesn't have a problem with it.

Puppy is the "Most Likely Mentally Handicapped and Possibly Gay One" I mentioned yesterday.
Awwwww! So Cute.







This is the "Devil that Torments Him Every Day"...she's got spunk!
CoCo is like an unattainable dream to the Pupster. She shuns him, prances about, and shakes her tail feathers at him while she quietly kills him one day at a time. She's my hero cause she got her man all wrapped up in the game...I mean it's either her or an alternative lifestyle.

OH, ROB...Daydream #1

None of this scares me....or at all deters me...

• Scary Clown Sweater (I hate clowns, their clothes, things that look like their clothes)
  
• Floppy Muppet Hair (I love Muppets, but not people with Muppet hair)
  
• Too Smooth Baby Face (Don't have anything against babies per se)
  

• Dark Floppy Muppet Hair
• Gravity Defying Moose-stache
• Weird nude mirror poses
• Wonky Eyes (my sister has wonky eyes, I love her...)
  

NOPE, there ain't a thing that would scare me from doing naughty things with Rob-A-Dub-Dub. He could have an extra ear and I am 99.99998% sure I would still use whatever time God allows to teach that lil' Brit about some good Texas lovin. I mean there is NO WAY that he knows the things that I could...

Speaking of Rob! (yep, I can turn it off that fast)

My best galpal threatens to buy me this on Ebay.
Why? Uh, not sure...
I am also not sure I will be using it BUT it was a sign she accepts that fact that this is just who I am now, and this is just how it's gonna be with me from now own. She likes me, she really likes me.

I need to return the favor. Know of any impractical HSM-Zac Fefron crap I can get her? Under $20.00? Stuff there is no way she would ever be caught using? Because I am going to buy it and give it to her in the teacher's workroom (we can't call it a lounge, that means we relax, laugh and enjoy that dark dank pit) during lunch. I think she will like that.Oh, yeah...fun times.

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