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Saturday, July 11, 2009

Cookie Blasts and Belly Rubs aka How to Tame a Monster...

6:48 PM  Ang (Amcas)  13 comments

It seems all of my Twi-besties are up in tizzy about a certain fan fic called Buried Among the Begonias by DurtyNelly

Hey, I admit I am ALL involved in this tizzy, and some (cough*Tasha*cough) may say I am an instigator in said "tizzy"...NOT that she can talk.At.All.Ever.EVER!
I love DarkWard stories. If the Eddie in question is damaged...yep, pretty much all up on his shizz.

I raved about this story this past week and recc'd it to the small following I have (hai dere). Read Buried. It is hawt! It is scurry! It is twisted! It is alllllll kinds of sexy...ifyourintothatkindathingasiamsorrymom.(p.s. if my memaw was to ever read this blog, i would die, literally, of spontaneous embarrassment)

So, this post is dedicated to Masen. My current live-in love...
He can only be tamed by Xanax, Zotepine, gentle yet firm bites, hair pulling, Oreo Cookie Blasts and as many belly rubs as he wants. Seriously, he won't let me stop till HE is satisfied. If you can learn to live with the impromptu spankings, totally worth it bruises, slight (okay, scurry) fetish for leather and chains, and general DOMineering personality, the guy ain't that bad. I mean you just have to agree that YOU.ARE.HIS.
I can do that...

I present my Masen




This was found on Twilightmoonlighter.com and was just fucking PERFECT!!!!!
Granted, my Masen wouldn't be on bottom...but you get the idea.

created by July2690

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For BFF aka P.I.C
I firmly believe YOU are plotting against me.
(quite possibly with smallish sister of mine)
So, to further support my general P.O.V
I present official RPattz conversion evidence #1

NO FUCKING COMPARISON!
Robert Pattinson=REAL MAN.
Suck it!

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13 comments:

i have a feeling i am missing out on something by not having read this Masen story, however i am very afraid.
that manip is effin hot btw.


and i laughed out loud at "suck it!" =D i say that all the time!

teeheehee! I fucking love you. For real. I'm sending this post to DurtyNelly ASAP. =D

To say I've created a monster would be an understatement.

Fic-enstein + Masen = hot lovin'

Awesomeawesomeaswesome.

Hells yes real man. Zac Efron can go die in a hole. Just sayin'.

Oh, and I effing love your blog :)

How is it that Masen possibly turns me on, yet he scares the sh*t out of me?! This makes no sense what-so-ever.

Your Masen scares me, Ang... and yet... dare I say it?! He fucking haunts my mind. Now how in the Sam Hell can that be true? I don't even now this psychopath! Yet, a part of me longs for him! I am a good girl, check the fucking name! So what has become of me!

Ang... Tasha... what do I do now?!

And after these pictures... I am even more scared and left longing!

And no, there is no beer involved with this confession... Just me, sleep deprivation and pictures of Mr. Pattinson that make my heart stop dead.

What do I do now?!

Efron is a pubescent puffball, and cannot be compared in way, shape or form to our MAN Rob!!!!!!!!

Fan Fictions are great, and add another dimension to the Twilight experience especially if you are really into Rob/Edward!!!!!!

I LOVE the Masen pics. We Masen fans have to stick together. Especially since we probably all ought to be committed.

Um, Marie, i am right there with you... please let me know when you figure that shit out.
HOT.PICS.DAMMIT. For that manip I am died. *whew* perhaps such visuals are why I cannot look away from Mr. Masen...
p.s. Zefron looks like a little girly girl on his GQ cover, whereas the RobQ is a babymaker in is own right. No contest.

OMG those pictures match Masen perfectly!!!!

I heart me some Masen. I honestly am not sure if FF has influenced my inner workings OR my inner workings influenced the FF I liked OR if this is all Tasha's fault...

First of all "fuckgasm."

You're awesomeness.

Then this post - you've sooo won me as a fan. ::submissively following you now::

he can just go suck a lolly pop
taylor lautner is hotter than he is lolz :) ;)

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