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Friday, July 31, 2009

Facts, Shmacts! Let's Laugh...

12:08 AM  Ang (Amcas)  9 comments

Robert Pattinson Facts

I saw this article circulating the interwebs this week: 25 Robert Pattinson Facts
Thoughts? Well...
First off, who didn't know this stuff already? I mean, come on! I know it's slow Rob News times but this is sorta embarrassing.
This illuminating read gives us these facts...did you know that "his middle name is Thomas" (*shock*), "he loves eating burgers and drinking Coke" (*say it ain't so!*), and "money doesn't matter to Rob" (*eh, really? someone tell his clothes, hurry!*).

I scoured YouTube and random interviews as far back as I could find and present to you...
TaDa!

5 MORE Interesting Robert Pattinson Fact(oid)s!
Yes, only 5!
You are lucky I found 5...

(*please bear in mind we are talking about Rob, who often makes crap up, either out of boredom or total flusterment*)
(*flusterment is not technically a word, but it is now...wait, NOW!*)
(*also factor in my laziness and lack of patience while "scouring" for facts, YouTube is like a maze that you can get trapped in, trying to find the cheese(bugahs) Rob loves so much*)
(*"facts" can be such a "loose" term if you really think about it... facts are in the eyes of the observers...we see that everyday on Twitter...hint, hint*)


1. Robert does not like cheesecake. Cheesbugahs, yes, but noez to the cheescake! Proof @5:55


2. Robert may have played a charity football game in London back in 2006. I highly doubt this came to fruition, but, hey who knows...actually, you know he totally backed out on it! That man is all legs and frustration when it comes to sports. It adds to the adorkable factor.


3. Robert relates dancing to "grinding". I am basing this off two references for "total authenticity".

this...
and of course this... @:55 seconds (you know what it is..hee hee)


4.Robert does not know if he will marry a British or an American girl. Phew! It mean's most of us are still in the running...okay, some of us...okay, I'll just shut up. Hey, this counts as a "fact".

Thanks to @ceridwen28 for sending the link to this old interview.I had heard this interview's audio but didn't know an video existed for it too!

Robert Pattinson Kiddnation interview
by officialspunkransom

5.Rob looks hot as hell pretending to fight. One may (*and can*) argue that this is an opinion, not a fact. But, I don't care...my blog, my rules...bring it, I ain't scared of you. Plus, how can you not consider this a fact?


So,my facts, while "loosely" facts, are still way more interesting than that articles. And to buy your love and affections, here are some cookies!
These are funny cookies.
(*they are "special" *wink*)





For Tasha!
hee hee


Is he smacking the ass? Dammit, he is, isn't he...sonofa...













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9 comments:

Oh how I've missed you!
On a serious note I think half the time Rob makes shit up so that he can retain some privacy. And the other half of the time b/c he's emberassed to tell the truth.
I love everything about this post. When that article come out I thought to myself-fuckery! You even found some interviews I had not seen. Bless you, I know this was not an easy task.
Love ya babe. Glad your back.

Fucking Hell!

My fave was. "Robert Pattinson - The guy you become when your girlfriend closes her eyes during sex"

Bwhahaha!

So ture, so true.

LOVE the funny pics at the end. I love the last one, "The guy you become..." TruFax.

And Rob totally smacked her ass. As Edward. KStew must have superwoman powers to not start dry humping him right there like I would have gladly done.

Is the last picture fact #6? Because it is...

Love your site!

I can't sleep... And there is NO beer involved with this charming little comment. So.. yeah..I didn't read that 25 things about Mr. Pattinson junk, but I can say without any doubt that your list is better. The End.

1. How in the world did he freaking hear that questions!? He's sofa king amazing with his super hearing, no? Oh and it's alright Mr. P, there ain't no need for you to like cheesecake, just leaves more for me to eat while I look at your face... nom nom nom. Pattinson Cheesecake...

2. He so did NOT go. We know this is the truth hands down. The fact that we agree on this factoid just proves why I am your Bitch and you are my Pimp.

3. *fuckin' swoon* Those two words are sofa king beautiful together. Robert + grind = happy cutie

4. *pouts* I do so lovers my Mr. Cutie, however... anyway. The dude in this youtube video freaks me the hell out, and by the looks of it he freaked out Mr. Pattinson as well. Dude back the fuckery off!

5. I couldn't watch! I wanted to rush in and save him. You know he's delicate! I bet some how he even got hurt. Sprained his little pinky or stubbed his toe... poor thing! He needs little love kisses, for sure.

And all the funny wonderment gets a: bwahahahhahahahahaha

I lovers you sofa king much. I am now off to try and sleep with this loveliness in my head.

@Randomly G-Licious, @Whitley, and @DurtyNelly (the giver of my darkest desire, Masen) are all correct: True Fact #6 was indeed the last pic...
it was like a trick question.

Thanks for the loves!

OMG!!! Each post is better than the other! I love this blog!!!!

The Kellan's gif make made me laugh a lot. I my fav is these to: "Robert Pattinson - The guy you become when your girlfriend closes her eyes during sex" LOL

Thanks since Brazil fan! lol

I read this at work as I was about to go on a murderous rampage & needed a distraction. You may have saved a co-workers life.
#4 delights me greatly as this gives me hope that I have a chance. The fact that I'm married is only a minor hurdle. hehe Oh, yea, Edward with the horse saying "Say hi to your mother for me"...I may have peed myself a wee bit.

LOL...cutie_sstb crossed my mind when i saw the pic with the 'NOM, NOM, NOM' caption :)

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