Today is a totally cool twi-beans day because I have my very first guest blogger!
Jeanette, aka as @itjustme1217 wants to share her feelings on THE MAN (you know the one...)
She says this about her blog today: "Let's just say I feel very passionate about the subject. He makes me happy and I'll waste no attempt to say something in his honor."
I gotta say, the last few days have been all kinds of HAWT around this little neighborhood and Jeanette is not backing down! In fact, she is pimpin' some SUPER HAWTNESS...apparently, she knows YOU very well and wants to give you want you want. (No, she can't wrap Rob up and Fed-Ex him to your house....ha ha ha...I <3 Tasha!) Enjoy a day of HAWT picspam and I will enjoy my day off...<3,Ang(amcas)
The Many Faces of Rob by Jeanette
I have heard lots of references to the many faces of Rob including from Ang (amcas) herself. I thought that I would attempt to expand upon this and try to answer the epic question of why we love Robert Pattinson.
First, let's explore the many faces of Mr. Pattinson.
There's GQ Rob.
Stylish and delicious. The kind of guy who would take you to a swanky cocktail party in a limo. Wine you and dine you with the very best. Then, on the way home, bend you over the backseat of said limo and have his way with you. Too much? (amcas note: uh, no...these ladies are used to licking the screen...I have given up trying to stay classy (San Diego)...proceed.)
Adorkable Rob.
Yeah, he's goofy and off-beat. But he's also spontaneous and inventive, never dull or boring. And he would follow directions well and really want to please. Oops! Moving on.
Dirty boy Rob.
He doesn't care what anyone thinks. He dances to the beat of his own guitar. Material possessions like mean nothing to him. He knows what he wants and he takes it. Oh baby...
Boy-Next-Door Rob.
He's sweet and shy and sometimes needs a pat on the back, or a foot massage or a little kiss, maybe on the...sorry.
Bad Boy Rob.
He drinks, he smokes, wears a leather jacket and would probably drive a motorcycle if he was better coordinated. The kind of guy who might tie you to that bike with the... What? He's the rebel, I'm just a follower.
In the midst of all these daydreams, I think I have solved the puzzle! The reason we all love Rob is because he fits in all of our fantasies. He is every man. All man.
He oozes sex appeal. Every move he makes drips with it.
Robert Pattinson is sex on a stick.
So, after all of this fantasizing, there is only one question left to ask.
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You had me at, "Then, on the way home, bend you over the backseat of said limo and have his way with you." Yep!!
Holy Hell! I think I need a cold shower!!! In the words of my fellow bloggers...THAT WAS FUCKHAWT!!!
Yep, she knows how you ladies roll...
Love all the faces of Rob, drunk and dirty are some of my favourites because it's only a short fall to the gutter and imagining horny Rob!!!!!
I loved every pic on here. My favorite is the one on the very top to the right with the cig and he is laying down. I just keep visualizing that we just had the best RAW SEX ever and I have said someting and he is looking up like he is so interested in what I am saying. My second favorite is the one where he puts his thumb in his mouth. In my mind, this pic was taken right after we had the RAW SEX and he is now Rome Rob and he is thinking to himself "DO THEY KNOW".
I just want to sex him up, down, sideways, backwards and up a tree.
WOW Anonymous, can you send Rob by after your done.
Wait I think we need to hose down and cool off,
....but then I started to think of showers and Rob's hose and I got confused about what I was going to say...
so lets just forget it, and I'll go back to my happy place with Rob and me in the shower, he is such a dirty boy and needs my help. Wait an minute I'm a nurse I could give him a private bed bath with massage instead!!!!!!
OK my mind is in the gutter.... bye!!!!!
I'm seriously drooling...seriously! Using words like 'sex' and 'drip' in the same damn sentence will do that to me!! That was definitely "Robgasm worthy." Jeanette, you are magnificent. Ang, bring her back. =]
Jeanette, I think you are on to something with why we heart Rob so much. I love all that about him and the fact that he is freakin' clueless that he is so amazingly wonderfully delicious. That .gif of him on the red carpet sticking his finger in his mouth is making me a tad bit overheated. Why does he look so hot doing such simple things? Damn.
@tasha: Jeanette is getting a repeat performance next Wednesday!
Hey WEN, Anonymous here, I will certainly send him by if he can walk after I am done with him. If not I will drive him over.It is a really good thing that you are a nurse because he is going to need a nurse when I got done with him. So if you can revive him after three days of RAW SEX then girl GO FOR IT. Oh trust me I am sure there is enough for both of us. Who knows I may be the one who needs the nurse. Thanks Jeanette for the great pics and fond fantasies I have had with them.
i am with AJ on this one, you had me at "bend you over" yea that's all it takes.
abso-freakin-lutely robgasmic.
Kick Ass First Guest Post for sure!!! Oh and I adore picture number four. LIKE HARDCORE LOVE IT!
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