I Don't Read Fan Fiction. I Need Fan Fiction.

I haven't posted a Fan Fiction Recommendation List yet?
Really? Are you sure? Perhaps I just got so busy reading other people's recommendations that I totally forgot to do my own list! Consider this an introduction post to some of my all-time faves...some oldies but goodies & some newer addictions. I am generally a fan of AH-AU Fan Fic. I like some Canon Fan Fic but that is a bit harder for me to get into because it "messes" with my S. Meyer Twilight P.O.V or my "Twilightness", if you will. I CAN'T read PattinPorn. Just can't do it.( I mean I would TOTALLY do it in RL, but can't read stories about it, just seems..wrong...I know! I have a conscious, crazy, right!) I also TRIPLE-LURVE AngstWard, DarkWard, and GeekWard Fan Fics. I am going to assume you have read Wide Awake by Angstgoddess003...right? No? Yes!...oh, okay...because we can't be friends if you haven't. Sorry, it's a deal breaker. (If you still really want to be friends then you can bribe me with Rob goodies!)

AH-AU List: These are the best ones I have read thus far...
1. The Weed Collector by Segolily (complete)
Summary:"Bella Swan was on top of the world.New apartment, new job, new love interest.Soft-spoken Edward Masen had captured both her heart and libido.So why was everyone trying to destroy her world? Why were they telling her to stay away from Edward? Why was he dangerous and what was his dark secret? Even weeds are mistaken for beautiful flowers." It is DARK! Lovely, well-written, touching, but DARK!

2. Midnight Desire by Twilightzoner (complete)
Summary: "A parody of Midnight Sun replacing all the vampirism with sexuality - no blood lust - just extreme human lust." If you like lemons, this is chockfull...you could swim in a pool of lemonade. Pretty popular one, most ppl have read it.

3. The Office by tby789 (in progress)
Summary: "Edward Cullen is a beautiful bastard; Bella Swan is his gorgeous assistant who can't stand him. One night, everything changes. Welcome to the office. It’s time to get down to business." This one is a classic among fan fiction. Lemons! French! The Beautiful Bastard!

4. Mr. Horrible by alongquinrt (in progress)
Summary: "They meet at a gallery, from two different worlds. Watch as they learn each other's language and culture... oh, who am I kidding here? They meet. They are opposites. They attract." Baby Fucking Swan, Rich Kid, drunk grannies, bad-ass trannies, and Birkin. I love you. Very sweet Edward, very funny Bella.

5. Buried Among the Begonias by DirtyNully (in progress)
Summary: "Why has Alice kept her best friend, Bella, away from her twin brother? What will happen when she finally meets him? Will Alice's warnings keep Bella way, or will she do something very stupid?" Tasha warned me that this was D-A-R-K and she was R-I-G-H-T! Extreme Caution: a bit hard to read BUT you will find yourself wanting Masen in the most naughty ways...

6.I Hate You, Kiss Me by Stacy Bumblebee (in progress)

Summary: "Bella's given up on dating but has a one night stand w/mystery guy Edward. Both are surprised when he gets a job at her law firm!" Cute, funny, and there are fuzzy, pink, handcuffs...eventually.


Twilight/Alternate Universe:
1. Blood & Lust by AwesomeSauce76 (in progress)
Summary: "Edward is having trouble balancing his urges for Bella. He can’t get too excited with her without wanting to bite her, and he can’t even smell her now without becoming aroused. The blood and the lust have become indistinguishable to him. To make matters worse, his wedding night is fast approaching and he has promised Bella a proper honeymoon. According to Bella, the only cure for his anxiety is to practice, practice,practice!"

2. Abbracciare il Cantante by Bratty-Vamp (complete)

Summary: "What if Edward left Forks after his first encounter with Bella, and he never returned? Fate couldn't keep these two apart. But meeting at a later time and place might have changed the nature of their relationship." Tasha and I called this one Abracadabra Cannelloni 'cuz we are from Texas and don't speak that I-talian stuff! Loved it, loved it, you will get hooked...especially on Jasper.

Twi-Besties write Fan Fic too!
1. 15 Step by Jenny Jerkface from Twitarded.
2. Origins:Alice by AnaCristina78 from The Danger Magnet.

I consider these all high quality, well-written, and worth your time. They are almost all rated "M" (lemony, adult themes) because that is generally all I read...remember where you are??? Hi!! Ang, here...all about the Rob-porn (but won't actually read PattinPorn...go figure?) P.S. Tasha is MY CrackFic dealer...she is gooooood!

I will post more later. There are soooo many more...leave your suggestions in the Comments or let me know if you liked these ones.

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