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Wednesday, July 1, 2009

I Got Your Funny Right Here...

7:38 PM  Ang (Amcas)  18 comments

But, before the laughs-a rant of sorts-
If you don't like your Ang cussing like a sailor then you should prob. go ahead and leave now...come back soon, 'cuz I lurve you! OR scroll 'till you see some funny shizz...
Today has been f@cking shitastic! If I could scream Mother.F@cker (anymorethanialreadyhave) at the top of my lungs so that most of the Central Texas area would be guaranteed to hear it-I totally would!
I won't bore you with the clusterf@ck that ended up being Wednesday, July 1st, 2009...but it involves these things: the f@cking bank, tires, Mr. Fingerlicious, my face, f@cking car tags, f@cking failed test, an ouchie, and some bad Pad Puck!(not pad f@ck! although it is now...f@cking pad puck!)

Then, I come home and log on to the Robiverse (uh, the internet) and lo-and behold he looks like this and I was ignorant of this glorious fact all day...ALL.DAY.ALL.F@CKING.DAY! This makes Ang sad...and the Pad Puck makes her queasy.

And Roof Rob is making her...oh, my...

This pic will be the beginning of a whole new world of happy-music-lovies-fantasies for me...FOR THE 'RIZZLE!

He even wore shorts...ugly ass turn me on 'cuz he's wearing them shorts...

Regardless, I am much better now. I tweeted some of my angst out, gazed at what was easily several hundred Rob pics (just from today, those pappz better be grateful for digital cameras-imagine if they still used real film!), visited some of my fave blogs and am now drinking. HEAVILY.
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~So without further adieu~

IT IS TIME TO LAUGH!

Uh, okay! You don't have to ask ME twice...


Run, Edward, Run!


Ta Da! I dazzle yo' panda ass...


Okay, this isn't "funny" per se, unless you find the fact that he HAS ALWAYS been the worst f@cking dresser that ever existed funny like I do. How are those shoes possible? He has parents? Parents that love him? Even a little? Damn.Shame.


He looks at her like she's something to eat...tee hee...lucky bitch.


Quite possibly the most disturbing thing I have ever seen. It's sad that this may be what we actually see in BD...if Clive Barker directs it...or Rob is replaced with Robert Englund...or the series tanks and ends up on Cinemax or Sci-Fi Channel. Just sayin'...


I'd pay to see this movie.


Robert has got to be one smart cookie to have avoided the Disney Cult that could have enveloped him and put him in stuff like this...I can honestly say--I may not lurve him if he had a black soul like ZeFron does...(just kidding, ZeFron is nice, blah, blah, blah...{blech...it's the pad puck...not the ZeFron}


Oh, RobArt...you know what that does to me...
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Next I'ma cuddle up with some Fan Fiction & the above mentioned picture of Roof Rob.
FYI: I am now calling that pic "HOLYHOTNESSIZMYBABYDADDY"...it makes so sense but that is basically what shot out of my mouth when I sawr (like rob would say all british and hawt)it and now I'ma just go with it.
Tomorrow I will be doing my first all captioned LULZ pics post...be ready and hope I brew some very serious funniez in my sleepz tonight!

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Comments make my day brighter and my stomach (hopefully) lighter...

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18 comments:

I laughed really hard with the Twilight picture with Rob as Edward, and carlisle, and esme, and all! LMAO...Rob as Esme was the funniest!!!

I heard you. Yup. When I was leaving Target. Nice set of lungs! Do I need to make a roadtrip? Go all Horatio on someone's ass? I'm on my way! With a few gallons of 'ritas. =]

P.S.
You are hilarious. And I love you like I love red velvet cake. (<--that's a whole fecking LOT)

@DanySpike: yeah, who knew the internet had such jewels laying about?

@tasha: ya heard me, huh? oopsie! nah, I'll get over it--just one of those days. You could always, uh, FedEx me the 'ritas...
ha ha ha ha...think I'm funny now?

Ha fecking ha. You asked for it! I'm FedEx-ing the 'ritas....and Masen. You can thank me later. =]

Oh my God, I friggin' love the Rob-in-the-box spooking the Panda. That is the best-ever gif I had ever-ever laid eyes on. For real.

The pic of the Cullen cast with Rob's face on them kinda scares me. Especially the one of Rosalie-Rob. *shudders*

Ang, go ahead and scream. I'm sure I'll hear you over here on the west side of the state.

LMFAO, Go, Edward, Go! There's no damn way that Sea biscuit will ever be able to outrun you, EVER.

OHHHH what I wouldn't give to just have 5 minutes with the Robtongue.

Damn you are so F@ckin hilarious! But Rob's tongue in motion pic....Seriously are you trying to kill me! *sliding out of seat and thump* Hope you have someone to hold your hair back when the Teq. comes up for a visit....:)

Ang we must have been channeling each other today, cause i was dropping the f-bomb-shizzle all effin' day!

btw, the aliens gif has scarred my for life!! =(

Yesssss!!!!! I have finally found a home for my (inappropriate?) Rob obsession. Thank heavens (and the interwebs) for proving that I'm not the only loony out there. Ahem....did not just call you loony....ignore that :P

And thankyouthankyouthankyou for the clip with Rob's tongue. Totally made my day :)

@Ana Cristina: I know Edward+Panda=cuteness. Renesemee on the other hand..eeepppp!

@marie: Rob tongue...{drool}. You're WestTexas, Tasha is might as well be LouisianaTexas, and I am smack dab in the middle. This state is entirely too big most of the time.

@Anonymous: Uh, register and follow..don't be scurred! kbythxforvistingkissesmwah

@kdgrimmer- i truly did misses you this past week! look, i like to cuss and my fave word is motherf'er. it's just who i am.

@swati- welcome to my den o' robsession. you are home.

I am going to will myself to have dreams about that tongue .gif tonight--holy crappola!

I love, love, the grease stains on his t-shirt in the one with the t-shit, black pants, and shoelace-less turf shoes. He must have just come from the chippy.

i'm going to totally reread this 2morow when i'm sober. i'm sure its gona be just as funny then.. b/c i woke someone up just now laughin!

Wow. I really need to wear my glasses when I comment. I wrote "T-shit"--hmmm. Well, at least I know I am amongst potty-mouthed Twi-lovers.

Forks High Musical?!? Remember when I said: "We're not talking about Forks Highschool Musical here." ??
( in case you don't - most likely, that is:
http://bettimusictwilight.blogspot.com/2009/06/5-reasons-why-pattinson-being-teen-idol.html )

I love tha Panda gif. Wouldn't mind at all having Rob popping out of my breakfast cereals like that LOL

Thanks for that! That Roof Rob pic made me drool on myself a little bit! And please, Ang, curse away (if you've read any of my stuff, you'll know I LOVE to curse!!) And RobArt tongue - well, um, ok, now I may need to close my office door for a while....

Too bloody funny! haha Renesmee freaked me the frig out! You are in the wrong profession...

Run, Edward, Run.. hahaha

I think he might have stolen them nasty arse sneakers from some poor old tramp.. YUCK!

But guitar in lap with chest hair showing - Help me friggin Rhonda!! Whoo.. :)

If I were not already *DIED* from looking at RooftopRob all day, you'd have killed me with this post. Too funny. The funny parts, that is. Other than that, I feel your pain.

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