It's Friday!
(yes, i am yelling at you, whut?)
FRIDAY!!!!
Today let us address three very important "L's"
Love, Lit'rature (say it all British and Hawt), and Laughs!
-------------------------------------------------------------
Love.
I love these things
(in no particular order)
I am seriously hardcore in love with "How To Be" and Art. I would be Mrs. Arthur Freeman. I can take the aimless, whiny, needy, cuddly, sweet, needs a haircut and a brow-pluck but still the best thing since May 13th, 1986 ever.
(*shudders at birth date*)
Click this link if you haven't see the best Behind-the-Scenes HTB video ever...it makes me all giggly and happy like.

I love this collage of, uh...well, hell...you are here, so obviously you know what these are and why I love them.
(p.s. i saved this pic sent from @itsjustme1217 as "crotchapalooza" on my lappy)
*whew*

Apple Products, what did the world do before you? Hmm, what did you say? "A Walkman?" WTF is that? Huh? What do you mean how do I have an iPhone but I don't have service with AT&T? *uhm*, hee hee, that's a funny story...uh, ebayrulesokbyethxiloveu.
*yum*

I will own these sunglasses.
Damn you Rob and your hard-pimpin' ways. Drink Coke! Yes'sir! Wear Plaid! Yes'sir! Buy these Ray-Bans! Yes'sir. Kiss my mouth! YES, SIR!!!!!!
(channeling a meek Domward, there...)




Oh, and I lurve this...in a really scary way.

Lit'rature.
Smallish sister finally finished Twilight. It was an uproarious moment in time. We cried, hugged, then I shoved New Moon into her hands and growled at her...
She is currently reading New Moon (at her geriatric snail's pace). But the point, dear peeps, is she is in fact progressing through the series. Let us congratulate her as she fears most of you and she clearly remembers (*ahem*) some of your suggestions (threats) on how to MAKE her finish the first book...lock her in her room, only feed her food that can fit under the door or key-hole, if she doesn't read the book baby seals will die, and my personal fave of threatening implosion.


Speaking of being all lit'erary. We all know Rob is a book fiend. In fact, yesterday Guest Blogger Jeanette (@itsjustme1217) mused on his general intelligence and how that makes him ubersexy beyond normal ubersexiness. Uh, yeah! Well, yesterday he was spotted with yet another (mystery) book.

Dude, slow down. I am embarrassed for myself...
Wanna see what I bought to read this summer?

Wanna see what I have actually read this summer?

Wanna see what Rob has read so far?
(that spying eyes have ascertained thus far, that is)
Tweet buddy @DazzlesPR has read 2666: A Novel
by Roberto Bolano. She said it was a challenging/demanding read but beautiful in it's descriptions and use of words.
(i tried to find the exact tweet so I could quote her warmly and accuratley but trying to find a tweet from two days ago is like trying to find the word blog in the bible.)
Hmmm? Guess I can add that one to the 'ole GET TO IT EVENTUALLY I USED TO BE A SMART LADY, GEESH, WILL HAVE A MASTER'S DEGREE IN A FEW MONTHS PILE.
(Rowbear, you have done this to me...*shakes head in shame*...yet, you still find time to read!)
Laughs.
You like'a the funnies? I like'a the funnies.
I salute all the funny pic and lolz animator's...whoever you are, where ever you are, and why ever the hell you thought to make these.
I present "The Dancing Edwards", a.k.a, "The ROTFLMAO Robettes".





(yes, i am yelling at you, whut?)
FRIDAY!!!!
Today let us address three very important "L's"
Love, Lit'rature (say it all British and Hawt), and Laughs!
-------------------------------------------------------------
Love.
I love these things
(in no particular order)
I am seriously hardcore in love with "How To Be" and Art. I would be Mrs. Arthur Freeman. I can take the aimless, whiny, needy, cuddly, sweet, needs a haircut and a brow-pluck but still the best thing since May 13th, 1986 ever.
(*shudders at birth date*)
Click this link if you haven't see the best Behind-the-Scenes HTB video ever...it makes me all giggly and happy like.

I love this collage of, uh...well, hell...you are here, so obviously you know what these are and why I love them.
(p.s. i saved this pic sent from @itsjustme1217 as "crotchapalooza" on my lappy)
*whew*
Apple Products, what did the world do before you? Hmm, what did you say? "A Walkman?" WTF is that? Huh? What do you mean how do I have an iPhone but I don't have service with AT&T? *uhm*, hee hee, that's a funny story...uh, ebayrulesokbyethxiloveu.
*yum*
I will own these sunglasses.
Damn you Rob and your hard-pimpin' ways. Drink Coke! Yes'sir! Wear Plaid! Yes'sir! Buy these Ray-Bans! Yes'sir. Kiss my mouth! YES, SIR!!!!!!
(channeling a meek Domward, there...)




Oh, and I lurve this...in a really scary way.

Lit'rature.
Smallish sister finally finished Twilight. It was an uproarious moment in time. We cried, hugged, then I shoved New Moon into her hands and growled at her...
She is currently reading New Moon (at her geriatric snail's pace). But the point, dear peeps, is she is in fact progressing through the series. Let us congratulate her as she fears most of you and she clearly remembers (*ahem*) some of your suggestions (threats) on how to MAKE her finish the first book...lock her in her room, only feed her food that can fit under the door or key-hole, if she doesn't read the book baby seals will die, and my personal fave of threatening implosion.


Speaking of being all lit'erary. We all know Rob is a book fiend. In fact, yesterday Guest Blogger Jeanette (@itsjustme1217) mused on his general intelligence and how that makes him ubersexy beyond normal ubersexiness. Uh, yeah! Well, yesterday he was spotted with yet another (mystery) book.

Dude, slow down. I am embarrassed for myself...
Wanna see what I bought to read this summer?

Wanna see what I have actually read this summer?

Wanna see what Rob has read so far?
(that spying eyes have ascertained thus far, that is)
Tweet buddy @DazzlesPR has read 2666: A Novel
(i tried to find the exact tweet so I could quote her warmly and accuratley but trying to find a tweet from two days ago is like trying to find the word blog in the bible.)
Hmmm? Guess I can add that one to the 'ole GET TO IT EVENTUALLY I USED TO BE A SMART LADY, GEESH, WILL HAVE A MASTER'S DEGREE IN A FEW MONTHS PILE.
(Rowbear, you have done this to me...*shakes head in shame*...yet, you still find time to read!)
Laughs.
You like'a the funnies? I like'a the funnies.
I salute all the funny pic and lolz animator's...whoever you are, where ever you are, and why ever the hell you thought to make these.
I present "The Dancing Edwards", a.k.a, "The ROTFLMAO Robettes".












12 comments:
Dear Lord you kill me! I do so like'a the funnies! And the first one is my fave because there are so many of him. BONUS!
My only sadness is that I still do not posses "Heaven" aka GQ. hum... I may need a moment. *sigh*
Dear Ang's Sister,
I am SOO very glad we did not have to chain you to a wall, tape your eyes open and force you to read. I am also glad to see your copy of New Moon is from Target (WOOT!). Please continue on in the same fashion and we shall only send love you way. I really didn't want to rant at you.
The End
Okay, there is just so much to cover here...crotchapalooza...I love it! I think I need to start working that into my every day conversations. The funnies are hilarious. I don't know how you find this stuff! Glad your sister finished Twilignt...I feel your pain on the slow reading. And I'm pretty much right there with you on the reading...I was going along at quite a clip and then twitter and blogging happened...ugh!
Your "crotchapalooza" is the forbidden kingdom in which I dream about visiting one day.
I may already own a pink pair of the famous Ray-Bans.....I LOVE THEM!
I think I'm in shock, literally dazed and confused right now. Your sister finished reading Twilight? Really?! I was thinking there was a better chance of Mr. P showing up on my front door needing to proclaim his undying love for me. Serious.
The Robettes, that is the funniest shizz ever!
Firstly, we ALL love that collage. Who wouldn't?! XDD.
Secondly, I still haven't got that GQ mag, and I'm dying to have it. Those are some of his hawtest photos, most def.
Thirdly, those Ray Bans are the awesomesauce. Want those too - totally on my wishlist.
Fourthly, those dance thingos are hilarious! Love 'em. 'Specially the last one, which is just uber cool.
Fifthly, I am officially addicted to your blog.
The end.
OMFG, HammerRob made me totally bust out laughing! The one with Prince, however, makes me slightly uncomfortable ;)
Is HTB coming out on DVD soon? I so want to see it.
I don't even think about cool sunglasses - it would be too embarrassing to order trifocal prescription Ray-Bans.
Last but not least, I feel for your sister, as I am still reading Breaking Dawn. I did buy Pride & Prejudice & Zombies to read - hope it's a good one.
CROTCHAPALOOZA?!?
I maybe should re-think your button...
What would Art say to this? Ts, Ts...
Oh - wait! I know:
{HTB quote on:} "I have an erection" {HTB quote off}
Great post! You crack me up.
Soo glad your sis has crossed over to the dark side.. haha Didn't mean to scare her with the "feed her whatever fits under the door", god I feel terrible for saying that now! But I went all Twi-Crazy for a minute.
R U going to Dallas to see Sam Bradley, Booby Long and Marcus Foster?
:D
Shit! I just typed Booby Long - Bobby Long, sorry. haha Blame the liquid lunch for that.
:D
First the "crotchapalooza" made me giggle.
Then "The Dancing Edwards" made me laugh out loud.
But the picture that made me almost pee my pants laughing? The last one with Prince. His face when "Sexy She-Rob" starts grinding from behind is just ... priceless.
*wags finger* I'll be wearing Depends the next time I visit your blog, Ang. ;)
@cutie- your laughs make me happy. smallish sister will finish all the books if it kills me. it will prob kill me.
@firec0tch- crotchaplalooza is all kinds of useable in everyday conversations.
@marie- u make me happiness lots. btw, i am responding with drunkness. smallish sister is a miracle of nature.
@robynxx- thx i am officially addicted to your comments. for real.alot.
@fragilelittelehuman- i love ur name. sunglasses are for everyone. HTB rocks, i dunno US release, i buy British...cause Rob's British.
@Betti- ur soooo awesome. uh, new button...if it's crotch related prob not a good idea...i am only 50% SMUTTY. at moment 100% drunk. hi!
@Limey- i love you, know why, your British too! I will see BOOBY Long and the gang but not in Dallas, in Austin the 8/2 & 8/3 or something like that.
@Annie (ana!)- dancing eddies are for FTW!!! don't laugh too hard...you could pull something.
The Blue Moons are telling me this is not acceptable. Smallish sister needs to realize IF you were to die due to her dragging her ass through the Twilight series, cutie will be FORCED to react violently. AND SO:
Dear smallest sister,
READ LIKE THE WIND! Please, I beg of thee.... for all that is good and holy in this world! You do not understand... please... *on bended knees begging*
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