Who knew Robert Pattinson hated rabbits?
Did you?
Not me!
Kids, sure, we knew that...
Psycho fangurls who grab at his man-meat and write him weird love-hate letters and stick them to his trailer, car, or in the odd-faced bodyguard who always wears chinos pockets? (you know the one!)
Sure, we all hate those twitches!
But, wittle wabbits?
Oh, maybe he just hates big metal evil moving rabbits that are supposed to be NYC icons and nice to ppl but try to kill him instead? Yeah, I see his point.
(side note: he totes lurves kids, you saw him with his 'lil fake screen sister and various central park small ppl extras...he lurves them. whut, whut! babydaddy.)
Rob had no clue that his Tuesday would turn out like this...
Even the Trifecta can't protect TyBert from this one!
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Now, for humoring me (attempting to humor you), I give you gifts...'cuz yeah, he's kinda like a big deal...
15 pics for you! 2 for each day of the week and 1 extra for underneath your pillow.
Won't post again 'till the weekend, so let's everybody be careful out there...
P.S. Would anyone be interested in guest blogging next week? I have run out of ideers (no, not really I am just lazy!)
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Comments are better than being sunglasses in Rob's mouth...(Phweeeeww, yeah, right- comment anyway)
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OMFE that was hysterical! Thank you for that. The last photo w/captions is my fave. I will be away from the internet most of the weekend. What fantastic images to leave in my mind. Thanks! Happy 4th!
"So, I wuz all bring it rabbit bitch..."
ROFLMAO!! I almost spit Diet Pepsi all over my laptop! But, seriously, dude needs to get a new baseball cap...like maybe the Braves *duck*
LMFAO! Ouch, I've got a cramp from laughing. Poor Tybert, I'll comfort him if the big bad bunny is scaring him.
As for the rest of the pictures, YOWZA! Then I died *THUD*.
LMAO!!!!!
"Yeah, that does it...no atraction at all!"
You're really funny, thanks for that great post! LOL
Haha - so "I was all bring it Racbbit Bitch"..
Hysterical..
ROFLMAO!!! I want to bite him.. I know I should so not admit that.. He makes me wanna bite! LOL And my kids wanna know what the hell i'm laughin at!
I am glad the "Bring it rabbit bitch" line went over so well...
I thought it was the best one when I finished the post. His hands just sell it.
Thx for the comments guys! Don't spit diet Pepsi on your laptops...not good!
And biting is ALWAYS good when TyBert is involved..
I am fairly sure my neighbor could hear me laughing at this post.
Is it odd that I went "Holy crap, I love you" when I saw that pic of him putting out the cig on the bunny? 'Cause I did.
You crack me up! Bloody brilliant!
At first I thought Rob was sitting in a wheelchair, but then realized it was the guys weights!! haha Friggin weird!
As for stubbing our his fag on the rabbit's head - Bad boy Rob, go to my room!!! haha
Only Tybert would be paranoid enough to give the wabbit the side-eye :D
The mental image conjured by the rabbit bitch line was enough to put me in hysterics for a good 10 minutes....which then proceeded into 10 minutes of good ol' Rob daydreaming.
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