THE INFAMOUS VODKA SHIRT
We all know about Robert's strong, loyal, and sometimes frighteningly sad attachment to his clothing. We can chalk it up to his dislike of shopping, lazy hobolicious style, being 23 and not giving a crap, or just having favorite clothes he does not want to part with...it doesn't really matter.
What does matter is that THIS is the cutest thing I have EVER noticed about Rob!
He totally sewed this shirt back together!
I noticed it today and thought, "H'mm? Really Rob!?!? Did you actually sew those holes shut and sew those little circle patch things back on?"
THEN I dug into the, uh, "archives" (highly concentrated and anally organized lappy files), and found the proof I needed.
Click on the photos to enlarge them and see the deets for yourself!
HE SEWED IT BACK TOGETHER SO HE COULD KEEP WEARING IT.
I smiled so big and wide I almost giggled.
(*okay I giggled like a little school-girl*)
Here are few more pics of everyone's favorite homage to Russian liquor and Rob's severe loyalty to his "baby". See it as a young and new Vodka shirt and see it as the elderly and senile Vodka shirt of today. Oh, the things this shirt has seen....
Pictures range from 2006-2009.
(no particular order)
Oldie but Goodie.
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We all know about Robert's strong, loyal, and sometimes frighteningly sad attachment to his clothing. We can chalk it up to his dislike of shopping, lazy hobolicious style, being 23 and not giving a crap, or just having favorite clothes he does not want to part with...it doesn't really matter.
What does matter is that THIS is the cutest thing I have EVER noticed about Rob!
He totally sewed this shirt back together!
I noticed it today and thought, "H'mm? Really Rob!?!? Did you actually sew those holes shut and sew those little circle patch things back on?"
THEN I dug into the, uh, "archives" (highly concentrated and anally organized lappy files), and found the proof I needed.
Click on the photos to enlarge them and see the deets for yourself!
HE SEWED IT BACK TOGETHER SO HE COULD KEEP WEARING IT.
I smiled so big and wide I almost giggled.
(*okay I giggled like a little school-girl*)
Here are few more pics of everyone's favorite homage to Russian liquor and Rob's severe loyalty to his "baby". See it as a young and new Vodka shirt and see it as the elderly and senile Vodka shirt of today. Oh, the things this shirt has seen....
Pictures range from 2006-2009.
(no particular order)
Oldie but Goodie.
Rob Pattinson Needs Help With Rock Band 2 - The funniest bloopers are right here
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39 comments:
This the best, sweetest, cutest thing evah! When I clicked on the second pic and saw the thread I nearly peed myself. Is it possible to love him more?
I have to agree, this is just adorable. Just when you think there isn't anything that can make you love him more!
I think this is WHY WE LOVE HIM...HOW CUTE>>>>He is so BLASE about himself....DARLING!!!
Great CSI work on YOUR PART!!! LOL
While I find this completely odd and somewhat adorable, I keep asking myself the following questions:
1 - Doesn't dude make enough money to buy another one? Just make a pillow out of this one if has that much sentimental value ;)
2 - If he didn't sew it himself, who did? Cause they suck at sewing worse than I do.
@itsjustme- super cute, right? knew you'd like it. and yes it is possible.
@Bellanieve- Call me CSI Ang!
@flh- I wonder who did sew it...it's pretty bad but I don't see HIM doing it.
@eyesofamber- just when you think you're out they pull you back in...
OMG! HE DID! That's hysterical. how is it POSSIBLE that he sews his own clothes? it's just not, but look, proof!
why, WHY, do i have to see these things to make me love him more?
SERIOUSLY!
I just tweeted you but I was doing a Robstigation on this for the forum! I was looking at some pictures tonight and noticed that the holes were sewn up!!
You seriously just made my week.
NO. LIE.
This is SOOOOOO getting the seal of approval from the Federal Bureau of Robstigation!!
i needed a light chuckle - Thank YOU!! that was sweet! And well done with all the archive pics!
Bravo! And i love an old worn shirt. Kudos to Rob for sentimentality!
Of course this makes me love him more and more and more. But am I surprised? Um... no! It's Rob, of course he walks around with holes in his shirt. I totally bet he sewed it too. Shittastic job for sure, but completely endearing. Let's be honest, the man is a slob, a beautiful slob but a slob none the less, who owns two pairs a jeans, the ugliest Nikes the world has ever seen and a few shirts! Oh and occasionally he goes shopping for those beautiful gray undies. YOU KNOW his socks have holes in them. Big ones to that his big toe is sticking out of. *sigh* So freaking cute!
You know what else I got out of this post?
Yep, I adore you even more for pointing this out! LOVERLY, simply loverly wonderment. I thank thee.
@showme- don't know if HE sewed, i have a hard time seeing that in my mind..imagine it, needle & thread, pricking his fingers, yelling at his precious and calling it a motherf@cker! maybe, i can see it...
@MsJBell- FBR approved! Dream come true!
@K_InTheFlo: sentimental rob is the best! awwwwww...
@cutie (my favest ppl evers): holey socks indeed. he is a sad sad case who needs me to take care of him...and take care of him, i would. yum.
Super cute! I love his... dedication to his clothes? Y'know, always in plaid, sewing to keep his shirt alive, them beanies and Ray Bans. Le sigh. He's beyond adorable.
And totally orgasmic.
ooooh that's so adorable :)
LOL!! Love it..
That Vodka company got a free advertisement they should sponsor Rob.. hahahah or supply him more shirts :)
what else can a boy do in his boring hotel room than take the sewing kit in his hands and take care of his favourite Tee. I can totally see him doing it.
Isn't it funny that we find it adorkable that Rob's clothes are a holey disaster (which of course it is) when we'd be grossed out if it were our husband/boyfriend?
You KNOW that shirt was black at some point. Now it's that worn out overwashed grey. But damn I bet it's comfy. (Hey Rob, can I borrow it to sleep in tonight? Don't expect to EVER get it back BTW)
I think we all know what Rob should get for his next birthday don't we? A new shirt and some of those über-comfy undies so he can walk around in just that at my ...um his... apartment.
LMAO!! Great detective work ;)
He is just adorable...Could NOT part with an OLD ratty shirt. His SECURITY blankee, maybe? LOOKINg at the old pictures...he must feel this shirt has a lot of FOND memories....
I wonder how in the heck did he find a thread and needle?!? I so LOVE him!!
I love Rob and his shitty sewing skills.
I love you and your hawk-like eyes.
That is all. =)
Would it be wrong for me to go and buy that shirt for my husband??? If it's just a little wrong I'm ok with that...
: )
Anybody know what brand of vodka it is?
I'm suddenly craving vodka. Hmm...weird?
P.S.
Just suz I don't think I've told you today...I *heart* you!
Holy crap! You crack me up how on earth did you notice that? haha
Ok, if possible you'll have to try and make a pact with someone that is going to TwiCon or ComicCon, if they get an opportunity to ask RPattz a question that they should ask him "who the hell sewed his t-shirt and hope to hell he didn't pay for it".
:D
This may be my most poopular (yes, I said poopular) post ever!
Thanks to all who who commented, you are awesome!
I wish I KNEW someone going to ComicCon...I would totally love for them to ask him WHO sewed his shirt!
If you want YOUR OWN VODKA shirt go here http://www.cccp-shirts.com/product_info.php?cPath=23&products_id=34
He is so totally adorkable! I bet you dollars to doughnuts he sewed it himself.I think you're right about the blanky thing."Come here baby,momma's got a treat for ya!"He's so yummy I could just snog his face off!!!Rowrr!!!He makes me sooo hot!!!
@meadowlark: Rowwr indeed! And yes to the snogging too!
I'm going to Comic Con and if I am blessed enough to be within hearing distance of Rob I will ask him! He's too cute! :-)
Fucking cute!!! this is all I can say... and *sigh*
But, honestly it really looks like he did this himself!
@katharineholmes
Stolichnaja vodka,
If for the love of god someone finds about who sewed the shirt I would DIE happy right now.
Also, Ang he needs you... like a billion times over. You could Wide Awakeward snuggle and make him cookies! num num num
Oh and your the bestest. The End.
Hey hey Sherlock! wonderful piece of detective work. am sure not surprised if he did patch it up himsself. my Irish husband patches up his own clothes...love him for it. yeah, such an endearingly sweet and homey thing to do, right? Rob's mum and dad did good with our gorgeous little slob. still, he scrubs up good and who cares about his sewing skills? not i. *sigh* thanks for the post and this is my first visit but will come again.
this is the single most cutest thing EVER.
it made me giggle and made my hear all fuzzy. I love you, Rob :)
but honestly, instead of going through all that work to sew up a shirt that hes had since probably high school, WHY, for heavens sake, doesn't he just go out and buy a new shirt???
or a new wardrobe, better yet. He has the money.
@ Meadow Lark & Ang: I'm now imagining pouty lip kisses from Rob. Yum. If you haven't seen it, check out the pout in the "Robert Pattinson piano concert" on YouTube. It's an amazing sight... of course there's also PianoFinger porn there too.
I found the exact vodka t-shirt online! @katharineholmes It was black haha :P
http://www.russianfoods.com/showroom/product0845D/vendor003E4/default.asp
Hmm...I just realized its not exactly the same cause the writing is in English, not Russian, but its still pretty damn close.
too funny! Love it- see little things like this is so intriguing about this guy...
@katherineholmes: don't tease me with pouty lip Rob and no link! cruel, very cruel!
Everyone: thanks for leaving so many comments on Vodka/Stoli shirt post. Feels real nice like!
Maybe it's sentimental value, and right-brain laziness. Those daily responsibilities, like showering and buying a new shirt, get in the way of creativity you know.
He is so cute, i love him more, if that is possible.
Please, ask that question if you have the chance!!! And post the response!!!
Romania is going to love you for that!
For anyone who's looking... I don't think this shirt exists in it's original Russian anymore (which might be why he's sewing it up!). The only one's I can find are in English - and I've searched EVERYWHERE. If someone has seen this shirt for sale in the Russian form please please please let me know! I'd love to wear it while standing in the hella line that will be for New Moon.
So yeah he's hot and all but have any of you noticed how scuzzy he looks all the time? And not in the "slightly unkempt, just-rolled-out-of-bed hottie" way more of the "hair so oily you could open your own chain of riggs" way. Don't get me wrong, when he's all clean-cut and bathed he's devastating! But that's clearly not his natural state of being, that's Movie Magic. He just kind of comes off as a slob... Which puts an end to his appeal for me, because who wants to run their hands through that gorgeous, "perfectly dishelved" hair only to have to wipe the grease off them on the infamous "stoli shirt"?
yeah, like he knew what's written there :P
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