This is what happens when...

Event: DrunkTweetFest 2009
Date: Thursday, July 2nd
Location(s): Various places in North America, in front of laptops, computers, and cell phones with beer, wine, Smirnoff, and possibly some high octane gasoline.
Persons: amcas, cuteangiek, EtomyB, marie2450, sjAimee
These events transpired from approximately 11:00PM to 3:30AM.

Warning: this is a long post, just letting you know before you start and get all pissed off mid-way through and want to know where the hot pics of Rob are, i know why you come here!!!

Here's a lil' taste to make it worth your while-

Don't worry there is plenty of Rob in this post.


It all started with this...


Huh? Me thinks cuteangiek be hittin' the bottle a bit...


Birth of an idea...


Seems EtomyB agrees...well, well, well, this is interesting.


Choo Choo all on board? At this point it occurs to me that this has potential to be great comic fodder and either an EPIC WIN or EPIC FAIL blog post...


I am just a puppet...a marionette...a monkey with cymbals and a fez hat working it's tail off for pennies and a few bananas. At least my fez hat has a picture of Rob tucked inside it, shhh-don't tell!


FYI: It took us 20 minutes to coordinate this thing. On Twitter. Whose whole purpose to be instantaneous communication. 20 minutes. Well, alcohol is a depressant...


Six minutes later...like I said alcohol is a depressant...



Drinking Ang? Huh? I am a liquid now? Am I at least top shelf stuff? Cuteangiek should change her name to goodtimegalangiek, just sayin'...and I am pretty sure that "licking" line could be construed in a rather "lesbianesque" way but I know drunkangiek better than that.

Okay, now it's getting serious! I also randomly quote Rob. (i do that a lot)


Someone is getting impatient.

Impatience confirmed by this tweet...

Also, confirmed here...EtomyB is blaring to go! (i think she had a running start on the boozin')

I love that sooo much is learned in these few minutes, for example: cuteangiek is still a New Moon virgin, EtomyB doesn't step foot in stores very often because she didn't know The Sexy Stars of Twilight was already out even though I have seen it in every store I have been in all week, even the crappy shaddy ones (cheap gas), and finally marie2450 is ready to get wasted and do stuff with(to) Rob.

NOW, before I start, er continue,making fun of anyone...let me share this with you...


Yeah, it took me like 40 minutes to jump on this train all the way. I hadn't even drank anything yet...what the hell is wrong with me?

Approx. 12 minutes and $9.58 cents later...


And so it begins...


Yep, drunkers...EtomyB brought up Wide Awake...a sore spot for drunk(cute)angiek...don't we all love AngstWard...and unicorns...and cookies?
Talkin' WA drunk=bad idea



Sexplosion occurs...
(p to the s: at this point i go back to tweetdeck, that foul bitch i have a love/hate relationship with)

And lasts for, like, six minutes. This picture is the "Sexplosion"...it was a serious sexplosion...people were utterly shocked, awed, and unicorned into submission.


Turning into Rob?

(p to the s: Heinie Light does nothing for me! Rob can't get drunk off this shizz, he is a straight up liar! He must be spiking it with everclear or gasoline...)

WTF? sjAimee? Powerful stuff that booze...
(this is also where you learn my "creative" and "interesting" filing system for Rob p(orn)ics. what? they are easier to find that way...)


Uh, yeah...I am getting ALL of this.


At this point a twitpic is sent out and we learn that cuteangiek wants to cuddle with this...


Jawporn takes over for a while and marie2450 gets all heated over people who don't like jawporn. Who the hell are you jawporn haters? You're stupid that's who you are...



Wide Awake is back! And we all want to "eff" Rob...


Twitpic is busy tonight. The group concedes that this is in fact, beautiful.


At this point the alcohol is setting in. A few of us are getting sentimental...


Say it, out loud!


Twitpic rears it's beautiful lips, tongue, lips, head again...


Best.Tweet.EVER.


Muff Sluts?
Yes, I said Muff Sluts.
Twitpic strikes again.



This is where things started to take an odd turn.


I am pregnant.

This lil .jpeg is my babydaddy. I will call our spawn Rob, Jr.


Beer=Truth Serum. True Story.
(does anyone like Renesesme?)


At about 3:08 we, literally, started discussing the weather...
{crickets}


Then this pic was sent out and we knew it was time to call it a night...cuteangiek thinks this pic is wonderment and that this is what Rob would like if he was drunk tweeting.


I didn't put all the stuff we talked about or sent to each other in this post...I know you think I am kidding because if you read this whole thing you literally aged three years! Sorry, it was very long (that's what she said) but I promised to capture this moment in time and 3 hours of drunk tweets is a hell of a lot of shizz to sort through...FUN, very FUN! It is so choice. If you have the means, I highly recommend you drunk tweeting and (quite possibly) sexually harassing Robert Pattinson via Twitpics and Twitter.

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