Sooo...
My twi-slutiness has reached EPIC proportions.
Why? How? Huh?
I am going to let you in on what is currently on my mind.
It isn't serious.
So, don't start worrying!
It's probably SOMEWHAT similar to what is on your mind.
(*just agree with me and don't make any sudden movements*)
I looked over my last few (dozen) posts and compared them to the first posts I ever did as a wee young Twi-virgin or Rob-nun, if you will.
There is a discernible difference.
To say the least...
The only word to describe the "difference" is Twi-Slut.
This Week's Supporting Reasons for Twi-Slut Stature:
1) On the night of August 30th, I sent out more RobPorn on Twitter than I ever have. Ever.
And if you are familiar with me at all, then you know that it must have been a lot.
I am pretty sure I got a touch of carpel tunnel syndrome.
Shut up! I know what you're thinking.
*shakes head and glares*
2) I have a "mind" dilemma.
I am still currently having improper thoughts about these THREE .gifs!
Want to share my dilemma?
Watch the mouth... *thud*
Do I even have to say anything? Yes? Fine. It's Art... There is heavy breathing... *ungh*
What? Like you aren't thinking the same thing as I am... *wink*
The dilemma lies in the fact that I have combined these three things into ONE in my mind.
3) Twitarded (funniest chicks ever) gave me some "props" (?) by listing this blog as a place with, and I quote: "
Granted, I wasn't the ONLY place that was accused of such, uh, "crimes"?
But, when you list me along side Fan-Fiction.net, well...then...uhm...that's a bit scary.
Am I the "good", the "bad", or the "horny"? Wait, don't answer that.
A mistress of Twiporn?
Is there a degree in that?
"Masters of Twiporn Literature"!
Well, they should have listed MY mistress of Twiporn too, a.k.a., my enabler and sometimes called "the reason" I am the fic-enstein I am today.
*Tasha*
(I did promise I would stop blaming her BUT...it just feels so right.)
Is that SSTB on the list too? Cutie?
I feel somewhat responsible for the monster that Cutie has become.
Maybe it would have happened anyway, maybe she was a closet twi-slut BUT I remember a day when she couldn't even read lemons.
Much less savor them.
Oh, btw...if you see, hear, or suspect that Cutie is doing anything other than these 3 things:
1- Taking care of her family
2- Working on her class-work
3- Reading Boy in the Red Sweater
You need to LET me know.
Because she is NOT allowed to do anything other than those 3 things. I am not even sure sleep is in the wager.
What does she lose if she doesn't read ALL of BiTRS asap.
This.
Am I THAT mean? Uh, yeah, I think so...
My love for BiTRS is scary.
It rivals my love for this.
I do not regret my actions.
I just don't know when my Twi-sluttery became so grandiose.
What happened?
Do you know, Rob?
Yeah, didn't think so...
Why? How? Huh?
I am going to let you in on what is currently on my mind.
It isn't serious.
So, don't start worrying!
It's probably SOMEWHAT similar to what is on your mind.
(*just agree with me and don't make any sudden movements*)
I looked over my last few (dozen) posts and compared them to the first posts I ever did as a wee young Twi-virgin or Rob-nun, if you will.
There is a discernible difference.
To say the least...
The only word to describe the "difference" is Twi-Slut.
This Week's Supporting Reasons for Twi-Slut Stature:
1) On the night of August 30th, I sent out more RobPorn on Twitter than I ever have. Ever.
And if you are familiar with me at all, then you know that it must have been a lot.
I am pretty sure I got a touch of carpel tunnel syndrome.Shut up! I know what you're thinking.
*shakes head and glares*
2) I have a "mind" dilemma.
I am still currently having improper thoughts about these THREE .gifs!
Want to share my dilemma?
Watch the mouth... *thud*
Do I even have to say anything? Yes? Fine. It's Art... There is heavy breathing... *ungh*
What? Like you aren't thinking the same thing as I am... *wink*
The dilemma lies in the fact that I have combined these three things into ONE in my mind.3) Twitarded (funniest chicks ever) gave me some "props" (?) by listing this blog as a place with, and I quote: "
Granted, I wasn't the ONLY place that was accused of such, uh, "crimes"?
But, when you list me along side Fan-Fiction.net, well...then...uhm...that's a bit scary.
Am I the "good", the "bad", or the "horny"? Wait, don't answer that.
A mistress of Twiporn? Is there a degree in that?
"Masters of Twiporn Literature"!
Well, they should have listed MY mistress of Twiporn too, a.k.a., my enabler and sometimes called "the reason" I am the fic-enstein I am today.
*Tasha*
(I did promise I would stop blaming her BUT...it just feels so right.)
Is that SSTB on the list too? Cutie?I feel somewhat responsible for the monster that Cutie has become.
Maybe it would have happened anyway, maybe she was a closet twi-slut BUT I remember a day when she couldn't even read lemons.
Much less savor them.
Oh, btw...if you see, hear, or suspect that Cutie is doing anything other than these 3 things:
1- Taking care of her family
2- Working on her class-work
3- Reading Boy in the Red Sweater
You need to LET me know.
Because she is NOT allowed to do anything other than those 3 things. I am not even sure sleep is in the wager.
What does she lose if she doesn't read ALL of BiTRS asap.
This.
Am I THAT mean? Uh, yeah, I think so...My love for BiTRS is scary.
It rivals my love for this.
So, dear peeps, turns out this blog has taken quite a turn in the last few months.
I do not regret my actions.
I just don't know when my Twi-sluttery became so grandiose.
What happened?
Do you know, Rob?
Yeah, didn't think so...
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14 comments:
I don't know when your umm "conversion" happened. But I must say that it has brought nothing but happiness to my otherwise sad and RobPorn-less RL. So if you ever feel like repenting, please think twice!
Pop_Khimaira
Am I allowed to comment on blog??
Just trying to clarify. *shaking in boots*
FYI: I spent my day running errands and my evening reading and printing up syllabuses (why are professors so freaking long winded?). I shall read ch two tonight.
*runs away with tail between legs*
Side Note: Tasha so pwns my ass when it comes to fanfic. The End.
So your post the other day with all of the smut havens was really epic. Thank you for that. I don't know who got me down the fanfic path, but I have a feeling it was a twitter gang bang by you, cutie, and tasha. Anyway, you are the best. The end.
@Bereth- converting one soul at a time...
@Cutie- *tick tock*
@FireCr0tch- twitter gang bang? holy fuckballs...i am a monster!
I'm pretty sure that my twi-sluttery conversion is complete.
The first lemony story I read I was blushing and covering my eyes. I was both horrified, and turned on at the same time, to be reading chick porn.
Now I feel completely comfortable saying that the The Dominant version of the anal sex scene is one of the hottest things I have ever read.
Yep, conversion complete.
This conversion somehow happened to a lot of us, from a sweet Twilight Fan to a Twi-smut Fanfic addict! I´m happy there are places like this here -amcas, where I get my new input!
And I so agree with onoimatwitard2: the anal sex scene in The Dominant makes me still shiver, a lot!
Holy fucking crap @ that first gif...the mouth...it....god *thud*
I'm pretty sure Twi-Sluttery isn't a bad thing y'know, cos I swear I'm coming down with it! *cough*
Your splendid! xx
you've gotta be known for something right?
@ sjAimee - Yep! Twi-Slutty & proud! x
I think becoming a Twi-Slut is a natural progression in the grand scheme of things. It was bound to happen sooner or later.
@ rpfangirldc - Your right, inevitable really. I'm embracing it ;) one of the perks exclusive to being a mature fan :p
I am glad that you all are slutting it up with me.
I also think Twi-sluttery is the best verb ever...
It's a verb, right?
We're all confessing now!
Pretty sure it's a verb *grin*
WTF!?!?! I am *kick* kicking *kick* myself in the *kick* ass for missing out on the 30th! *KICK*
Uhm, I may have to finish my comment a few hours from now. I'm totally staring at those three .gifs.... Holy hell! I love the way your mind works, Ang.
*hangs head in shame* I still have not read Boy in the Red Sweater. Shame on me.
Never EVER regret your actions. I've already mentioned that I can't live without you or your collection of RobPorn.
Let's all wave our Twi-slut flags high for all the world to see.... *climbs up on roof, waves flag up high*
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