A Plethora of Pattinson
Related Crap.
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Today's post has little focus.
(other than Rob, that good enough for 'ya?)
I am not focused, so it is a reflection of my current state of mind.
Or something like that.
Everyone in twitterland is missing Rob, in his now 10th day of being M.I.A.
I, for one, do miss the pretty Rob pictures but I am enjoying the break and hope he is too.
Actually, I hope he is relaxed and able to work on Eclipse all happy-like.
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Today's Plethora of Rob Pattinson
related crap.
1. The first thing on today's agenda IS NOT CRAP.
It's the opposite of crap.
It's fantabulous perfection!
Tasha gifted me with this beautiful coffee sleeve.
I will enjoy the sweet taste of my Venti White Chocolate Mocha and gaze into the pretty every morning now!
Speaking of my sad addiction to Starf@cks!
I was digging in my car & purse and found 8 old Starbucks cards.
This is not uncommon. I used to get them as gifts from students because they knew I loved the sweet caffeine nectar from hell.
Guess how much they all totaled to? $57.67!
Rob-sleeve is gonna get a lot of action!
I will miss the small perks of teaching.
=(
2. Items I Feel Rob Should Own
(how I will lure him to me a.k.a. plan: moth to the flame)
This alone may be enough to get him to marry me...
He needs a pet. He used to have one.
(he may still have Patty, IDK, either way he doesn't see that dog anymore, they are seeing other people)
He likes the fluffy girly dogs.
I think we could raise this little precious pup together.
Okay.
He loves to sleep.
He loves cheeseburgers.
I love to sleep.
I love cheeseburgers.
Voile!
I wonder if this bed squeaks a lot?
I think he needs to "find" his old BMW.
(ask Nikki where it is, me thinks she knows...)
If not, I think I can afford a broken down old Beamer...for him.
I am not digging the fancy schmancy rentals he was recently seen in.
Uh-uh, not cool!
3. Random Funnies
source
I am not dissing KStew's acting.
They are.
Wait, maybe they are dissing Rob?
Tonight's headline story:
"How Cute Am I?"
This is quacktastic.
LOL.
Srsly LOL!
Today's post has little focus.
(other than Rob, that good enough for 'ya?)
I am not focused, so it is a reflection of my current state of mind.
Or something like that.
Everyone in twitterland is missing Rob, in his now 10th day of being M.I.A.
I, for one, do miss the pretty Rob pictures but I am enjoying the break and hope he is too.
Actually, I hope he is relaxed and able to work on Eclipse all happy-like.
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Today's Plethora of Rob Pattinson
related crap.
1. The first thing on today's agenda IS NOT CRAP.
It's the opposite of crap.
It's fantabulous perfection!
Tasha gifted me with this beautiful coffee sleeve.
I will enjoy the sweet taste of my Venti White Chocolate Mocha and gaze into the pretty every morning now!
Speaking of my sad addiction to Starf@cks!I was digging in my car & purse and found 8 old Starbucks cards.
This is not uncommon. I used to get them as gifts from students because they knew I loved the sweet caffeine nectar from hell.
Guess how much they all totaled to? $57.67!
Rob-sleeve is gonna get a lot of action!
I will miss the small perks of teaching.
=(
2. Items I Feel Rob Should Own
(how I will lure him to me a.k.a. plan: moth to the flame)
This alone may be enough to get him to marry me...
He needs a pet. He used to have one.(he may still have Patty, IDK, either way he doesn't see that dog anymore, they are seeing other people)
He likes the fluffy girly dogs.
I think we could raise this little precious pup together.
Okay.
He loves to sleep.
He loves cheeseburgers.
I love to sleep.
I love cheeseburgers.
Voile!
I wonder if this bed squeaks a lot?
I think he needs to "find" his old BMW.
(ask Nikki where it is, me thinks she knows...)
If not, I think I can afford a broken down old Beamer...for him.
I am not digging the fancy schmancy rentals he was recently seen in.
Uh-uh, not cool!
3. Random Funnies
source
I am not dissing KStew's acting.
They are.
Wait, maybe they are dissing Rob?
Tonight's headline story:
"How Cute Am I?"
This is quacktastic.
LOL.
Srsly LOL!
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13 comments:
NIIIIIIIICCCCEEEE!
And where's the crap? Kept waiting for it to come... A plethora of Rob is good.
P_K
You are right, if it's Rob related or Scottish, it can't be crap!
This rocks, Ang! Laughed my ass off at the sheer fucking randomness of it! Thanks babe! XO
Oh, fuck me, you posted a pic of the sexpenders *swoon* *thud*
Ooooh I just found this ~~ I think you will like
http://roflrazzi.com/page/2/
Damn Ang, that 'Jizzed in my pants' one made coffee come out of my nose!!! Bwhahahah! Funny, but that shit burns. (snort)
AWESOME post, Ang! My favorite was the Being RPattz poster...I would go watch that movie! LOL!
Awesome POst! AnchorMan Rob gets my vote here! LMAO!!!
Well, he does kinda look like he jizzed in his pants.
Love love LOVE the RobPorn! Screenlicker worthy as usual.
Oh dear lord my side hurts! I lovers it!
This is by picture FYI:
1. Okay I just tweeted you my best stuff. Damn to it! Well repeat just in case: *clears throat*
I lovers your coffee sleeve. It is smexy on mocha. I am one clever cutie no?
*nods head yes* Yes, yes I am.
2. Straight to the Den of Luver. ;) nom nom nom... he would so come. And when I mean come.. well you know what I mean. *wink wink*
3. *sniffles* I hope they get back together soon...
4. I am picturing his buns on those buns and my mind is a bit... yeah... ummm hmmm..
5. Um... huh? Rob was driving a rent a car? *shrugs*
6. (which is all of number three (you keeping up with me))
Bwahahhahahahah
He is sofa king cute.
7. *licks screen* I lovers *licks screen* the Rob *lips screen* Porn... Oh nom nom nom.
This is all. :)
I swear to holy stuff that you have the best post/blog labels!
Did you make out with your coffee sleeve? I know you did. ;)
@marie- jizz face FTW!
@cutie- i followed all of that. sure did. buns on buns...LOL!
@tasha- you like my labels? well you are usually mentioned in them one way or another...and yes, i may have licked it a little. whut? my mocha spilled on his lips, whut's a gal to do?
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