Today's MegaFantasticalUberSmexyScreenLickin' Post
is a gift from @marie2450 and cutie from SSTB.
It is the bestest gift I ever haz gotten...
is a gift from @marie2450 and cutie from SSTB.
It is the bestest gift I ever haz gotten...
cutie:*lightbulb goes off*
My name is Ang!
Honey, you can sinsperation me all you want...
nom nom nom
marie: Wait a second, lovely..
*covers cutie's eyes*
..I promise you'll get your chance
to indulge in the sex on leg's sinsperation.
This sinsperation is for the other Ang(Amcas).
Ang is our RopPorn dealer and she needs our help.
*cue superhero theme song*
So, what do you think? Shall we help her?
cutie: *pouts*
Okay, but only because it's our wonderful RobPorn dealer
and the lovers of my life, Pimp-Amcas.
*resigned sigh*
Fine!
*stomps foot*
marie: *sigh of relief*
Thank you for cooperating.
You know we can't live without our amazing RobPorn dealer.
Now, if I remove my hands,
you promise you won't bite my fingers off with all your "nom nom's"?
cutie: *crosses fingers behind back*
I do so solemnly swear.
marie: Well, in that case..
*removes hands from cutie's eyes and.....*
OUCH! I told you not to bite me!
cutie: Oops...
*blushes*
I just got a little excited.
Sorry...
marie: *sigh*
Just forget it, no apologies needed.
It's understandable when you're looking at yummy RobPorn such as this:
cutie: What ya thinkin' 'bout smexy?
Dirty things me hopes.
marie: He's thinking about doing naughty things with me, of course.
marie: Why do I feel an urge to try and stick my hand through the screen?
I want to caress that jaw and his lips with my fingers.....
cutie: Because God made him that way,
I can think of no other reason... but it kills me every time.
marie: I tried to force my fingers through the screen.
Yeah.....that didn't work out too well.
I'll just lick my screen instead.
*lick*
marie: LOOK!! Don't you see? He's staring at me!
Ok, maybe not. But a girl can dream, right?
cutie: I say he's staring at you.
And he wants naughty things, for sure.
At least that's what he's telling me...
*leans closer to lappy-top screen*
What's that Mr. P?
You want me to...
*blushes*
Okay, if you insist.
*licks*
cutie: Mr. P, will you bite me pleeeeease?
marie: *steps in line behind cutie* Me, too! Please!?
marie: I c..ann..'tt...
*desperately tries to suck in air*
..bre..aatthe! Elllppp..meeee, cuuttiieee!
cutie: I'm sorry, did you ask me something...
I was thinking about his tongue and my... um..
nom nom nom
cutie: Bite it, Mr. P! Go ahead, please!!
marie: Can I be the thumb?
Oh please, just for one day......
cutie: Never in my whole life have I wanted to be a booger so badly.
marie: *giggles*....just so he could pick ME.
cutie: Truly, I can't look away...
He owns my very soul...
marie: Not to mention the other parts he owns....
The chezzhairs are bustin' out for all the world to see!
marie: Hmmm, do you think this is drunkRob, cutie?
cutie: umm... I'm sorry, I can't think...
It's make-cutie-want-meRob, for sure.
cutie: I love you... I mean... I want to lick you..
I mean, can I have you... um...
I swear I'm crazy, I mean wet, um...
marie, HELP ME!
marie: Pfft! You're asking me for help?
*slowly looks down at chair*
Uh uh..*shakes head*...ain't happenin'.
marie: He..*licks screen*...is...
*lick*...one...*lick*
...SEXY....*lick*....Mother Effer!
*lick, lick, lick*
cutie: *pushes marie out of the way*
Hey there ssssmexy *lick*
cutie: I am petting him with my mouse cursor again.
Is that normal?
marie: I'm imagining that I'm petting his cursor.
Is that normal?
marie: BAM! *tumbles off the chair* I feel like I had a head-on collision
with a freight train after seeing THAT GLORIOUS smile.
cutie: *stunned*
marie: I think Criss Angel just walked in the door....my panties magically disappeared.
cutie: Panties... What panites?
*looks down at lap*
Mine were lost long ago.
cutie: *sings* I'll make love to you, when you want me to,
and I will not let go till you tell me too... *sways to the music*
marie: *grabs microphone* cutie, you think he'll fall in love with us if we serenade him!?!?!
cutie: That's what I'm hoping for.
*grabs mic back from marie*
I just called to say I want you...
cutie: uhhhhbuhhhh…instant retardation.
marie: Instant retardation indeed!
*frantically looks for screenlicking helmet*
marie: F**k me, Rob. The end.
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11 comments:
Gah....I....Um......
I forgot......
Oh, i wanna curl my fingers around his chezzhair & just run my fingers through it over & over &............
*thud*
Mr.R here, um but sorry Mrs.R has passed out & her undies look wet for some reason? Maybe she pissed herself , um. not sure what happened *walks off leaving me in the effin floor*
Mrs.Robward
ROTFLMAO!!
So sorry... *gasp* this cutie/marie thing so totally cracked me up I forgot to look at all the gorgeous Rob smexxiness pics at all... which really means SOMETHING!
You three are making my side hurts....owie. LOL! And causing me to recieve odd looks from the fam.
LMAO. This post is awesome, as are you, Cutie, and Marie. And I don't know why or how, but Rob looks even smexier in black and white....
Dearest Pimp a limp,
marie and I lovers you sofa king much.
Dearest marie,
I had far to much fun doing this post with you and a few beers. *wink*
Dearest Everyone,
THANK YOU!! It's all marie's idea I just drunkenly threw up on her post.
this made me fall off the couch in laughter!
cutie: Never in my whole life have I wanted to be a booger so badly.
marie: *giggles*....just so he could pick ME.
BAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA!!!
you girls are effin' hilarious!
i gotta go grab some screen cleaner.
Ahhh, good times were had during the making of this post. I had to clean my screen many times because of the licking and spitting my beer everywhere.
P.S. Cutie, next time you push me away from the screen as I'm licking it, I might be throwing some punches. hehe, just kidding. You know I LOVES YOU!!!!
you ladies cannot do this to me whilst i am at work. Do you realize how hard it was for me not to laugh my ass off out loud!!!! I had to fight it so bad.
this took me over the edge a lilbit.
cutie: Never in my whole life have I wanted to be a booger so badly.
thank you.
xoxo
You girls! I love you so! His cursor... heh heh heh...
You know the one where Marie says he's one...sexy...mother effer? UM HELLO. I do not think I have seen this before... it is like a freight train of smoldering eyes hit me right in the face! Cursor. Um... *lick* Can I touch the lips? Just a little... with my lips... or...
nevermind. Saving now...
Did I mention how HAPPY I am that Marie and Cutie did this post for little ole me...
so happy.
best pics ever.
funny how black&white makes it all so much prettier!
great snark!
loves you!
Ang I <3 you babe. Isn't it great to have 'cute' friends?
BTW #6 pic is the stuff wet dreams are made of!
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