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Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Weekly Fan Fic Recc's and Color Me Confuzzled

9:31 PM  Ang (Amcas)  21 comments

*Rob is putting his dukes up to defend my stance*

Let's start with the confuzzlement.
I love twitter.
Maybe even in a sick, twisted, bastardized, freaky way...
This week twitter just annoyed me.
*Gets up on soapbox*
*Has to get chair to hoist myself up all the way...it's a tall soap box and I is short*
I am not a notorious Nonstener, I am not a Robstener, I am more of a Iamtiredofit'ster.
Please give it a rest people. Please. I am giving you my baby face pout, here!
You are killing my Robsessed fun with your debates over every single line of text from various interviews and articles. Conjecture. Interpretation. Bias. Facts. Opinions. Verified Quotes. Author pandering.
Enough.
You're making me all angsty. Angsty Ang is not a good Ang. I read the interviews and articles because I like the little tid-bits about Rob, that he gives away himself via his quotes, like the dirty clothes in the boxes....loved it....the 16 pairs of Ray-Bans....me wants....the fact that he used to be able to dance before something happened in his brain...swoon.
Le grind?
But the constant dissection and nit-picking....ugh!
Ifs you loves me... and ifs you loves Rob...give peace a chance?
I admit I have been guilty of said crimes. However, I keep these Oh-pin-yens out of the general twitterverse and stick them in my DM or deep down in the pits of my dirty soul, where they belong! Call me a hypocrite, I don't give a shit. I hit my BS limit this week...much like The Stew, apparently.
Stop killing my Rob buzz people.
I WILL withhold the RobPorn from you...
Oh, I will...
*hops off soap box...lands on ass...dusts self off...shakes bum*
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Interestingly enough, the Harper's Bazaar photoshoot will fuel every Fan Fic Banner from now until eternity... so get used to seeing those pics, they gonna be around for a long time!
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Weekly Fic Recommendations

In Bloom by queenofgrey
All of the choices he made allowed him to find her, then forbid him from having her. Broken hearts, unforgivable sins, betrayed lovers. "I am not yours. You are not mine."
This is the author of Carpe Noctem & Fiat Lux . I love that story, it's one of the few vampire fan fics I have ever really stuck it out with, as I tend to shy away from those. She uses words in such a beautiful way. This story is all-human, but she still can turn a phrase or describe something in her stories that you have to read over and over because it's just that beautiful.
He's married (to Angela), she's a coffee shop girl who doesn't want this to happen...or does she? It gets complicated.
*PSST, tash....make me STOP reading this....PLEASE!!!!*


Trust, Loyalty, Commitment by belli486
Bella, Director of her church's After-school Program, has been faithful to her commitment to remain a virgin until she is married. Tallahassee Police Officer, Edward Cullen's charm and sex appeal severely challenges her resolve.
This one just caught my attention so I am only 6 chapters in but it's different and I am liking different right now. Obviosuly, her Bella is not the "typical" Bella. This is bi-racial Bella, and therefore an interacial story. I like it so far and figured if you are looking for something different this might be up your alley. Plus, it's very southern, and I love that.
I am a sassy Texan who also happens to be Latina, so I am diggin' the interacial vibes...oh, and CopWard...yum.

Master of the Universe by Snowqueens Icedragon
Bella Swan is drafted in to interview the reclusive enigmatic Edward Cullen, multi-millionaire CEO of his company. It's an encounter that will change her life irrevocably, leading her to the darkest realms of desire.
Many of you are reading this one...*coughs*....why didn't one of y'all chicks clue me the fuck in? Dark, dark, sexy, sexy, refer to my new interest in the sexually adventurous areas of life from the previous post to tell you why I love this one.

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RobPorn
*'cause you're gonna stop killing my Rob buzz...right?*







all images from
ROBsessed
and
Thinking of Rob

Oh, I made a craptastic Rob VF Video....
It's over there---------------------------------------------------------->
Somewhere.
Toodles!

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21 comments:

Do NOT take away our Robporn Ang!!! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!!! *Gets on knees* yeah I went there....don't do it! You are our source for all that is good in the world!!

Well I hate labels, but I would be considered a Robsten (but I hate that fucking word). Don't throw things at me yet people - I'm not crazy fanatical about it (not really). You believe what you want, let me believe what I want, and we're all good. But I agree, SO over ALL of it.

And Ang, please please don't withhold the Robporn!

Thanks for the recc's bb (I need them like a hole in my head, but I love them anyway).

Btw, is it wrong that I have a very strong urge to lick some RobCrack after seeing the rug pic? Uh... yeah, I said it. ;P

*steps up to podium* This is exactly what I have been thinking. It's why I've been quiet this week. How many times do the have to out and out say they are not together before ppl believe it. Either way, my love is strong, but all the speculation is killing my buzz. Please don't make me pull this out: http://twitpic.com/obuke
I'm begging, don't turn my love into something ugly and tainted. And please don't talk like Rob is a liar because I might have to borrow cutie's duct tape. Peace out, bitches! *throws down mic* I always wanted to do that *giggles*

Lol hope yr ass isn't to bruised Ang. I also loved him posting the dirty clothes, & all the raybans (although I'm definatly not opposed to seeing more of his beautiful eyes, hehe. I don't really care if they're together or not, just would be nice if they got treated slightly more like humans...(heck what am I saying, of course I care if they're together, Rob is search the world to find moi, not hang out with Kristen...didn't you know *wink*)

My ass is fine....
I have a fine ass...
Hee hee

"Le Grind" - Now that is far too awesome to not drop in to daily conversation....which is my mission for today ;)

Ang, thank you for dusting off the soapbox, because in all seriousness I was starting to feel the same *sigh* After reading your (most excellent) post it suddenly occurred to me that I've never actually stated where I stand on all this biz, so now I'm going to, not that anyone actually cares! But officially, for the record, here is my answer - on the goddamn freakin' fence! I truly don't care what they are or aren’t, y'know? Whether that skews peoples opinion of me who knows, but I do know I have bigger sh*t to deal!

Whatever the latest trashy mag and it's "sources" say is not, to be totally honest, of any interest or consequence to me. I'm selective in my choices, and read only what I want to read, because that's my perogative, as is deciding not to then tweet it all within an inch of it's life! Google will bombard you with the same craptastic story at least a dozen times over, from 20 different sites, which is already more than I can take, so please forgive me for believing that less really is more.

Rob isn't the athletic type, he didn't do any laundry in New York, he has 16 pairs of Raybans, he's a crap driver and he's hopefully a healthy, happy boy. That is all I need to know *grin*

*shouts* Ang, you can have your soapbox back now……but uh…I'm only 5'3…how the fuck do I get down?

I love this post.. Because.. i've never been team robsten.. Thing is.. I just dont give a shit.. and like you said.. all the picking everything apart kills it majorly..

its annoying..

so glad i can comment now!

Nooooo!!! Don't take away the Robporn!! We neeeeeed it!!! How else will we survive until 11/19-20?!

I LOVE your compilation video btw - I am now officially late for work and I don't care. I might even go and watch it again!

: )

mmmm

LOVE ROBPORN

and thanks for the new stories i.


LOVE YA.

U make my day a HAPPY (ROBPORN) DAY

I need Robporn like I need air...AIR! So please don't forsake me...because you know what will happen. I will get is elsewhere...and no one wants to see me digging in the garbage like CW&IA Bella trying to find her Xanax. You don't want me to become one of those people do you? DO YOU? Okay, rant over. Love you lots! Toodles!

I say HOLD THE ROBPORN! Do it...it doesn't affect me. hehehehe.

And seriously, when did my lil Ficenstein turn into my enabler? When? Oh...right...I rememeber that.

Did u rec these just for moi? Copward and Domward?...I think my ladybits might implode!

I love this post. Is it a possibility that they are together? Yes. Do I believe that they are? No. I don't hate the idea if they are. I am not jealous of Kristen and want Rob for myself. If I am Nonsten it's because all the speculation and rumors got to be too much for me. I choose to believe what they say and not anonymous sources and tabloid crap. When/If they ever come out as a couple I will be happy for them. Until then I will not speculate or dissect every pic or word. I'll just enjoy the pretty.

Step away from that delete button on your computer. Please do not erase the RobPorn as many many lives are at stake. (Me especially, since I live off of RobPorn on a daily basis.)

I am such a I~don't~care-sten! I totally agree with you on people harshing on the RobBuzz of all of these glorious pictures because of whatever interview said whatever.


So many good fanfics out there... I need a year to read them all and get caught up before I can let time start up again.

Thanks for the RobPorn. It's all the new babies! *le BIG sigh* I am so dying over all of this stuff. Where were all of these glorious pics during the summer when we were hurting from lack of new Robs?

I'm glad you all seem to get my POV. But then again, why would you be here if you didn/t???

Tash- I actually DIDN'T recc those for you BUT now that I think about it, I recc'd them BECAUSE of YOU!!!! I need to stop reading the one about the affair... just sayin'.

A-FREAKIN-MEN!!! Thank you for finally saying what I've been thinking over the past few months. Doesn't anyone have anything else better to do other fight over whether they are or aren't???

It's no secret that KStew pisses me off. In fact, I think she's an obnoxious crack head. Buuuuuuuut, if Rob's happy with her, then I'm happy for him. *shrugs* It's whatevs.

People need to get over it if you're threatening to take away the RobPorn! You don't understand...I live for your RobPorn, and I will start karate choppin' some bitches if this ever occurs.

Tasha- Even though the RobPorn doesn't affect you, it does affect me! Sooo....SHHHHHHH!!! ;)

Ha ha ...

Tasha got shushed!

LMAO

Truth?

Even IF they came out and admitted that they were together, it wouldn't matter. The Nonstener's would totally find a way to pick it apart and defend that it was a lie. Just like the Robstens held strong for all that time when they were denying it, and saying they were just friends.

What irks me even more then him possibly shtooping the Stew, is his CONSTANT praise for her. He has basically given her every ounce of credit for his performance in Twilight. From him auditioning for the roll to his character development and portrayal of Edward. *Methinks thats a bit much*

Rob, I dig that you're humble but honestly, take credit where credit is due ;)

*climbs down from own soapbox*

For fuck sake people DO NOT PISS OFF MY LOVELY ANG!!!!!!!

What the hell has been going on this week? Seriously I am in the dark. *sighs*

You know where I am at. I'm under a bullshit free rock. Hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil = a happier, healthier, fuckery free cutie.

The End.

PS my week has been shit. You make my life happy Yoda. Email coming soon. I heart you. *hugs tightly*

I'm so glad you posted this for a frew reasons.

1.MotU...holy. shit. Thats is some crazy mess but I cant stop reading it!!

2.Any reason for me to see those pics again is WIN.

3.I've been real over this whole "lets decide what he REALLY means when he pulls his hair this way or misses a button on his shirt like this or..." how bout it means stfu and leave him alone for .2 seconds! All these "news outlets" and mess just anger me, and that takes a lot.

I heart you dear. This is why you are pretty much my fav blog. ever.

I just found MOTU last week myself. Btw, while you're waiting for her update she has another story that is complete. "Safe Haven", completely different than MOTU but a very hot little story & sweet...and did I say complete???

FanFic? Absolute best I've read so far has to be Clipped Wings and Inked Armor by hunterhunting. Holy F**k, that's all I can manage at this time.
TATTWARD - oooh, I want me some of that! He has been the star of way too many, shall I say "good", dreams for me to count.

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