What 100+ Posts into the Fandom Does to You...I remember a day, so very long ago...back in April or something
*wink*
It's a mere memory now clouded in much mystery and wonderment...
There was a fine lady, I call JP, you call @itsjustme513...
She wandered into my home here at Why Not? and made herself a little cubby in the corner.
She was my first guest-blogger.
She and I had a mind meld and I knew then that the RobForce was strong with this one!
I recall an email about maybe, thinking about, could be , wanting to start her own blog and I remember my reply: "Fucking DO IT!"
And thus, RobMusement was born!
She has made me evers so proud...like the Robporn pushing, hard-core fan fic loving, Twi-slut momma that I am.
*tears*
I made her presents, click here to see them...gifties for you, my Rob Spawn...my most fiendish creation...okay, that last one was too much...I admit it.
Happy 100th Post RobMusement!
Love Ang
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What 100+ Posts into The Fandom Does to You...
by
Ang (amcas) of Why Not?
&
Itsjustme of RobMusement
*wink*
It's a mere memory now clouded in much mystery and wonderment...
There was a fine lady, I call JP, you call @itsjustme513...
She wandered into my home here at Why Not? and made herself a little cubby in the corner.
She was my first guest-blogger.
She and I had a mind meld and I knew then that the RobForce was strong with this one!
I recall an email about maybe, thinking about, could be , wanting to start her own blog and I remember my reply: "Fucking DO IT!"
And thus, RobMusement was born!
She has made me evers so proud...like the Robporn pushing, hard-core fan fic loving, Twi-slut momma that I am.
*tears*
I made her presents, click here to see them...gifties for you, my Rob Spawn...my most fiendish creation...okay, that last one was too much...I admit it.
Happy 100th Post RobMusement!
Love Ang
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
What 100+ Posts into The Fandom Does to You...
by
Ang (amcas) of Why Not?
&
Itsjustme of RobMusement
1. I have learned all about BDSM b/c of Twilight. Go figure.
2. I have learned the names of various online adult stores b/c of Twilight. Go sparklepeen...shout out to Twigasm!
3. I could easily (and may have) take up smoking, wear inordinate amounts of gray and eat a diet consisting of mainly cheeseburgers and coca-cola because of Robert Pattinson.
*Vanity Fair Rob...I just need you...bad*
4. We don't need to sleep. EVER.
*Did Girl with the Red Notebook Update? Ooh, CWIA????*
*Vanity Fair Rob...I just need you...bad*
4. We don't need to sleep. EVER.*Did Girl with the Red Notebook Update? Ooh, CWIA????*
5. Hot Pockets make a great breakfast and Cinnamon Toast Crunch is an excellent dinner.
6. Great phrases like, "sucks the balls of a goat", "beef dangler", and "twat-waffle".
7. I learned from Little Ashes that anytime Rob kisses anyone, it's hot!
TRUFAX!
TRUFAX!
8. It's O.K. to want Masen... muchly and frequently!
9. I may or may not have bought a fancy photo printer...for Rob stuff.
*stuff like this*
10. More acronyms than any one person should ever know... CWIA, TO, WA, EP, TNGUS, BWTRS, Hl5, VF, OME, UNF, HTB, NM, HPGOF, ULAL.
*stuff like this*
10. More acronyms than any one person should ever know... CWIA, TO, WA, EP, TNGUS, BWTRS, Hl5, VF, OME, UNF, HTB, NM, HPGOF, ULAL. 11. Secret sites and blogs to get pics and .gifs no one else has...and NO we are NOT telling.
12. How to steal videos off YouTube before the "man" takes them down!
13. How to use photo editing software, we have no business using in our RL's, just to try to make manips of Rob...and us....with Rob.
14. Not only is it possible to devote your time and love to a man that you have never met, it is very liberating.
15. One night we are kissing our bashful Nerdward, the next night we are with Dirty Talking Eddie and it's all good...in fact, it's really good.
16. Beautiful Bastard is a term of endearment. Men should want to be called that....
17. How a book/movie about a 109 year old virgin with abstinence issues and a sparklepeen can turn us into big old fucking whores with a capital W.
18. How love for one man can inspire so many thoughts, ideas, fantasies, petty crimes...
*I won't be elaborating on the petty crimes*
*I won't be elaborating on the petty crimes*
19. How much you can do without for a week in order to have that Robazine...because you know you bought more than one copy.
Robity Fair... have mercy on me...I promise to buy many copies of you too.
Many.
Many.
20. Robsession is shared and spread, not like a disease, but like a religion...if we had to compare it to one, we are going to go with Scientology.
21. The average post takes 7 hours to complete. 1 hour to write it, 6 to stare at the Rob goodies. Sometimes we even "dazzle" ourselves silly.
*this is dazzling me...dazzling me right out of my knickers*
(btw, I call them knickers now...for Rob)
*this is dazzling me...dazzling me right out of my knickers*
(btw, I call them knickers now...for Rob)
22. We will bend over backwards for Rob...literally.
(and on command)
(and on command)
23. There are no rules for Rob addiction, anything goes.
*wink*
*wink*
24. The ability to make anything, anyone says, sound perverted.
25. All topics of conversation eventually revert back to Rob...if they ever left there to begin with.
26. The perfect song that goes with every Rob pic.
(and they ain't all Closer & Sex on Fire!)
(and they ain't all Closer & Sex on Fire!)
27. Enough HTML to make Geek Squad blush.
They would too...if they saw our hard-drives.
28. Plaid Flannel = instant sexy.
They would too...if they saw our hard-drives.
29. Misbuttoning on Rob's shirts causes our ovaries to jump out of our bodies screaming his name.
30. How to navigate the tangled fuckery that is YouTube...in fact we add to the fuckery with homemade videos and rips from DVD extras.
Your welcome!
Your welcome!
31. How to hide in the bathroom at work to tweet.
(I do this...a lot)
(I do this...a lot)
32. That no matter what character he plays, Rob is never more beautiful than when he's being himself.
33. How to catch all the Rob "news" without any of the pap fuckery.
34. Reading porn all day is perfectly acceptable, we just call it fanfic.
35. Show us a pic, we'll tell you where it's from and how many different versions they are available. And where to find them. Wait, we'll just email them to you.
36. Looking for a pic, we told you we got it! Slow your Robroll! (see above ;)
37. We don't need panties. It became pointless...plus we think Rob prefers it this way.
38. We will watch some stupid shit just to see Rob for 3.4 seconds and we won't regret it. (F*ck you very much, MTV!)
37. We don't need panties. It became pointless...plus we think Rob prefers it this way.
40. Hello, 1 TB hard-drive...meet your daddy, the RobPorn collection!
41. Multitasking...pssh, you don't know the meaning of the word! We tweet, read fanfic, right-save-click RobPorn, watch YouTube vids, blip, email, blog, and still manage to keep our houses in some working order.
42. That a pic can make you moan out loud.
*Robity Fair... ohhhhhhhhhhhh......next week can't get here fast enough!*
*Robity Fair... ohhhhhhhhhhhh......next week can't get here fast enough!*
43. How a man who looks like an angel can turn me into the devil.
44. Woman of all ages are helpless against this man's charms. All of them.
44. Woman of all ages are helpless against this man's charms. All of them.
Even the extremely elderly...whut?
I may have run an experiment at the local Shady Pines.
I may have run an experiment at the local Shady Pines.
45. Hobo Chic is now a sophisticated style that is both emulated and appreciated.
46. A pic of Rob can make you happy, pregnant, and dead.
46. A pic of Rob can make you happy, pregnant, and dead.this one knocked me up...
here's our spawn...
47. Important words in other languages, like "Je ne regrette rien"--I regret nothing
48. Make him dark, dom, nerdy, sadistic; if it's about Edward... we'll read it and then recc it.
49. How to put off the dishes, laundry, school, eating, bills, jury duty, children and work to make time for Rob.
50. When he smiles it's all worthwhile.
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12 comments:
TRUE ITS ALL TRUE!! We can't help it and we don't want it helped!
Thanks so much for your willingness to help me this post so awesome! I can't wait to show off the gifts you made me.
So cute and oh, so true! Can you help me get one of those twificaholics cards so I can show it to my husband. He needs to understand. Kthxbai. Great job!
This is all so true, it never fascinates me more than when a fan fic alert hit my mail box how fast I can drop what I am doing and start reading. The Vanity Fair pics own me, I don't really know how he gets any sexier. love your blog check out mine. shannonrae72.blogspot.com
Holy shit woman - you have got it baddddd! Hey, me too, just contain it better because I am older. Love your site, you always have different shit than the others
Another perfectly epic post! You are awesome! And the Vanity Fair pics...someone on the styling of that shoot has been reading the blogs and/or fanfic! LOL
Okay, completely DIED at the Robspawn picture. My husband wants to know...but I really can't show him...LOL!!! The things we hide now for ROB.
Wow- its scary how many of things describe me exactly!!! Althought I am newer to the obsession. Only 4 months in so I only know about half of those acronyms. I have more to learn!
Awesome post ladies!
I found myself nodding in agreement as I read most of these... don't know if I should be scared or proud. Eh, at least I know I'm not alone. ;-P
These two were my favs:
32. That no matter what character he plays, Rob is never more beautiful than when he's being himself.
34. Reading porn all day is perfectly acceptable, we just call it fanfic.
Both so very, very true.
Oh and Happy Belated Birthday, Ang! Meant to shoot you a message yesterday but I passed out way early. Hope it was fun and Rob-filled. :))
This post is absolutely amazing!!! I may or may not have been sitting here nodding my head as I read every single one. And I must not forget licking...oh no, I could not forget the licking of the screen.
Robity Fair, you own my Rob lovin' A$$.
I must add in my husband for #49. ;)
You and JP did wonderfully with making this list that not a single one of us can argue with!!! Wonderful post!
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