On the 10th Day of Robmas, the thrift store gave to me...
two dollars for the hobo shopping spree.
Hobopatty!
Yesterday, we rejoiced in all that was SuitRob but today we see this fine specimen in it's native land... the land of the the Hollywood Hobo.
Hobopattz loves to grab the first thing he sees off the floor and head out into the wilderness for beer, smokes, beer, laughs, beer, and occasionally a nice piece of... Kobe beef.Oh, and beer.
He loves his plaid, and gray, and leather.We do too.
I love and miss you green plaid shirt.Last I heard you were now being hoboized by TomStu.
Come home to daddy.
THE hobocoat!
Not so hoboish but he is wearing that damn Bali shirt he loves so much and this was in Austin...
He should be thankful I had no idea who he was at this point in our lives because I would have torn him up if....
Wait. Sorry. Never-mind.
Know what I really love?
If left to his own devices hobopattz will "dress up" for national television appearances and fancy foreign premieres like this.
No ironing, no cleaning, comfy black Docs, and the dirtiest sex hair ever seen.
I fucking love you.
Dear Mr. Pattinson,
Remember me? Before you mail me the holiday cease and desist order ,just know I love your hobo ways and hope you never change.
Peace out 'yo!
Ang
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You chose some amazing pictures! HoboRob is also my all time favorite. Although, had I seen him in the hobocoat in a dark alley, I might just have pulled out my pepperspray.
Sitting here with Mr. Snarky droooooling over the hoboliciousness! Yummm... You really do have a way with the Rob porn - keep it coming (heh-heh).
: )
Um, perhaps I should clarify and say that Mr. Snarky is watching The Simpsons and I am drooling over the Pattz! Uh, in case anyone was wondering...
@STY- Don't lie...you know you and Mrs. STY have a "deal" that it's OK if it's RobBay.
ROFLMAO!!! Okay, I don't reply to much, but you guys are the shittz. I can't stop laughing. God, Rob has the best and dirtiest (in a good way)fans ever. I'm glad I found you guys. ;)
Yes. I love Hobopattz. He is the Rob I love the most.
omg i love you. How did you know that I harbor a secret love of both slightly-paunchy-i-don't-give-a-fuck-because-i-am-quitting-acting Rob and black-hair-post-Dali Rob??? Lord.
I love, love, love Hobolicious Rob. It's when we also get to see glimpses of Drunk Rob. The stuff fantasies are made of . . . *sigh*
@Vanessa- we are twins...that is my fave Rob too...Darkpattz!
This makes my heart SING!!!!
And a one and a two:
God rest ye merry, hoboRob,
Your stains make my heart sing.
Remember, merry hoboRob,
We love your wrinkled pants.
Don’t brush your teeth or comb your hair, We like your natural state.
Oooooo Tidings of hoboness and Rob
Hoboness and Rob!
Oooooo tidings of hoboness and Rob!
(I will sneak away from our family dinner tomorrow night no matter what because mama has missed Rob... It's been a sad sad Christmas without him and you! *cutie hugs her ang*
I was tweeting about singing to my beer, but....nah, I thinky I wanna sing to his Sexy Hoboness.
*clears throat*
Oh Hooooooly Sexy Hoboness, I love you soooooo.... *sings waaaaaaaay off key* I surely love your plaid wearin' chest that holds your cigs, and your plaid wearin' arms that smell like beeeeeeeeeer.
You can wear whatever the fuck you waaaaaaant, because I'll still want to rip your clothes off in the end.
This comment was brought to you by a drunken marie.
word verification: verai
I'm drunk and I verai much wanna BLEEP HoboRob. This is all.
Lol, cool post Ang. It's great seeing Rob as he'd like to look without all the hype pressurizing him to dress up occasionally for interviews etc.
I've already had Christmas, so this is a nice way to ease myself back into reality.
All you girls rock. Cutie & Marie, I especially love yr comments. @Marie I don't think you need to be "verai" drunk to want to BLEEP HoboRob. *Grin* I sure don't even need a sniff of alcohol to want to BLEEP him :P
Meh - my word verification is hotype - which I'm sure I could do so much with, but I'm drawing a blank...
Uh...and of course one of the best parts of HoboRob is CommandoRob...As seen in 2nd row, middle pic. Do my eyes deceive me, I don't think so...I don't think I've ever seen this exact pic before, I'm sure I would have noticed it since I'm a perv...at least where Rob & commando are concerned!
@spellbound - LMFAO! Apparently, I need to look past Rob's face a little more often - other than to view the Happy Trail when it's exposed. Commando Rob. That's a new one to me, but I love it!
Lisa
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