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Friday, December 18, 2009

12 Days of Robmas: Happy Trail to Wonderland


On the 5th Day of Robmas, the Heavens gave to me...

A happy trail and that sexy V.

(That's right, gave TO ME...this chick is being selfish today)




I am not gonna lie to you, if you want to see Rob's beautiful face then scroll down to previous posts because today is about that man's beautiful body.

Merry F@cking Robmas!

Grab the drool buckets...


Nom Nom Nom the HIP BONE!





This post has taught me the meaning of the word: "mewl".





These two pics are like my lady parts kryptonite.
They kill me.
They take away all my power.


*panties go poof*












Massages? Bath time?

Yes, please.




Am I going there?


Yep.


Divert your eyes now if you do not wish to sully the mind with...



"The Tuck"
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16 comments:

Dear Rob,
I wanna nuzzle the V. Yep, I said it. If it were a cottage I would rent it for the Summer...or Winter...maybe both.
Love, Me.


Ang...your labels are sofa king awesome. they may have been my favorite part of the post. the end.

I am a long-time fan of the V. I remember telling the hubs in our early marriage that it was one of my favorite parts of his body. And don't be jealous, but his body then was pretty much just like Rob's is now.

And speaking of the V and the belly hair, after hearing Rob talk about how his stomach was sticking out during the whole scene in Volterra when Aro is debating Bella's fate, I paid much closer attention to that scene last time I saw the movie. I may or may not have had a bit of the giggles. When we left, the friend I was with said "You wanted his pants to fall down, didn't you?" I might have been wishing that Felix had shaken him just a little tiny bit harder. LOL

@Amber, lol I'll have to check that scene out next time I watch it :)
@Ang F*** Me. This was definately my fav post to date. There are no words...
Yr comments cracked me up *grin*
For the post...THANK YOU,THANK YOU, THANK YOU!!!!!!!!

btw which movie is "The Tuck" from?

HOLY COW girl! I swear! I love you like crazy!

Tell me why the picture where he's wearing the yellow shirt blackish/gray slacks looks like his schlong is never ending.
*thud

Ang, my eyes are WIDE open. WIDE I SAY!!!!!

*gabs mic to blaspheme the end of Oh Holy Night*

Oh Holy V, the abs are gently bulging. If I could, I would lick each one right now. A trill of joy would take over my body and I would be forced to scream your lovely name. ROB'S LOVELY V!!! OH BEAUTY I'VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE!!!!! Oh V!!! Oh V!!!Oh V, that I've never seen. O V!!!!!! Oh V!!!!!!!! Oh V.... oh Rob's lovely V.

*falls to knees in praises*

Cutie your blasphemy reigns supreme lol and @Bouncy 72 the Tuck is from Little Ashes where Rob perfects the screwed upiness that is Salvador Dali!

Oh V how I long to nibble along your edges..just...once!

@ Suzie, thanks hon :)
Can't wait till we get it here! And just nibble once...seriously?

@ Cutie, lmao, that song is BRILLIANT! Do you think if I started singing that at our carol service I would get stoned (lol in the biblical sense *chuckle*, you should make a cd with all these songs bb!)

@bouncy72 - I was just pondering that this morning. Me thinks a Robmas Christmas Vol. One will need to come out eventually. Soooo much potential! And yes, you will be stoned just wear a protective helmet and so padding. All will be well. =)

My knickahs may be a little wet... That trails leads down to Rob's Christmas tree.... I want to care for his Christmas tree and decorate it with my....ummm..... *durty, durty thoughts*

@Ang- WHAT?? *blushes* I was uh.... You know what, screw that! You know you were thinking the same damn thing!!

@cutie BWAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA Robmas Christmas Vol. One is a freakin MUST!! holy crap you are sofa king brilliant!

All you ladies crack me up!!

*bows down to the wonderment of Why Not?*

veriword: eneedyno ...he needy no clothes when i find him under my christmas tree. the end.

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