I'm Alive. This post is for Cutie's Well Being...

I am alive.

I go 3 days without blogging or tweeting and there are search parties forming, "Have You Seen Me?" fliers being made, and a very sad Cutie who was almost rescued by a wolf rolling around crying on the Why Not? floor!

*shakes head and then comforts her Cutie*

There, there, love...your Yoda is back.

So? What the hell happened?



#1. Wednesday night was Bobby's concert.
More deets on that in just a few scrolls...

#2. Thursday night I went Christmas shopping for my dad and brother.
More deets on the FAIL that was in just a few more scrolls...

#3. Friday night I had an actual life and went to dinner with friends and reattempted Christmas shopping quest.
I now own more shoes but alas no gifties for the bro.

#4. I may have gotten caught up in a new fic.
More deets on that angst-tastic little cherry in even more scrolls...

This may be a long one folks.
Go put the kids to bed.
Satisfy your husbands or boyfriends...or both...what? I don't know YOU!
Get a warm drink and a pillow.
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You ready?
Okay.

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Bobby. Oh, Buhbee.


I met @ashnanphillips, @buhbeesgirl, @meggst, and @garnetgurl; among others at Bobby's show at Stubbs.
First off, I really liked these girls.
Like really, really, really liked them.

I think @ashnanphillips and I need to be sisters.
In fact, I will settle for nothing less...
@buhbeesgirl is my new Bobby hero, that girl ain't kidding when she says she loves that man. I have a few videos that prove this love.





Things you need to know:
#1. Austin is frickin' cold right now.

#2. This show was really small.

#3. My sister came with me. Against her will. She got over it.

#4. Someone said, "excuse me", and I felt a shoulder press into mine...it was Bobby. So, technically, he touched me. I liked that.


#5. I was also blocking him when he exited the stage too, so he touched me again in passing. I liked it then too.


#6. Confession: Of all of the "Brit Pack" I really only like Bobby's music.

I have listened and downloaded all of Marcus and Sam.
But, meh...what can I say? I do like Soho Whores by S.Bradley... 'kay???

#7. I took a f@ckload of pictures, that all look exactly the same.
Manbangs, eyes closed, sexy look of concentration...


#8. I took videos of every song and will upload to YouTube tonight. It takes forever and I get impatient.

#9. I got pulled over by the cops leaving the show.
Apparently, in all my "excitement" I forgot to put on my headlights.
Cops didn't like that.
Oh, and they thought I was drunk.
I wasn't.
They did a sobriety test on me...
*brushes shoulders off*
Passed that bitch with flying colors!
I got a warning.

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Shoes!

I don't talk about shoes all that often here but it should be known I really like shoes and own many pairs of them.
However, @ashnanphillips is all about the shoes.
She sells them, she lives them, she craves them, she blogs about them, and she even wears them...and she wears them well.
Her blog,Shoe Closet Life, is to shoes what my blog is to Rob.
Let's try that again.
Shoeporn...
Robporn...
You get it.

So, what shoes was Ash wearing to see Bobby?

What shoes was Bobby wearing to see Ash and Blair?


What shoes has Ash bought recently that were inspired by Bobby?


What shoes has Ang bought recently that were inspired by Bobby and Ash?

I bought these shoes when I should have been buying Christmas gifts for my dad and brother. These were NOT the only pairs of shoes I bought.
*hangs head in shame

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Christmas shopping.
#1. I love to shop.

#2. I love to shop alone because no one can judge me...
*stares in smallish sis' direction*

#3. I am FAIL at shopping for others when there is a SPENDING LIMIT.

#4. This year there is a $40 spending limit on gifts...as mandated by my father...who can still apparently mandate things.

#5. It's usually easy to buy for my dad.
If it says Dallas Cowboys you are done.

#6. Dad calls me on Wednesday, somewhat frantic from some area Wal-Mart, and says: "What is it that your mom wants? You know, that blanket thing...that blanket with the arm holes?"
Me: "You mean a Snuggie?"
Dad: "Yeah, they don't sell that here."
Me: "Uh, yes they do. They sell them everywhere. EVERYWHERE."
Dad: "No, I looked over by the pajamas and they weren't there."
Me:"They would be by the BLANKETS. Just ask someone where their Snuggies are, and don't say BLANKET WITH ARM HOLES."

So...
Here is dad's Christmas present that is both under $40 and features the Dallas Cowboys.




The best part is that the description on the box says "Blanket with Arm Sleeves".

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Fic Recc of the Week:

With Teeth by TalulaBlue


(I couldn't find a story banner, so I made one, I am weird like that.)

"Edward is a 27-year-old alcoholic/addict struggling with his recovery. Bella is a 23-year-old who's moved back home after college. This fic chronicles how they meet, fall in love, and struggle with the complexities of their relationship."

This story is on Twilighted.net, I rarely read fics there anymore but I saw this recc'd on Edwardville and took a chance on it. I love it because I love angst. I love broken messes that need fixing. I want to fix this Edward .The first few chapters are hard to read because you are in the character's head and his head is a messed up place. They reminded me of the movies, "Go" and "The Rules of Attraction". Very rough, explicit, and fast paced. But then the tone changes when Bella enters the story. It is a totally different pace and they back and forth POV flows so well, especially when E & B "date". I am rooting for these guys!

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And because I love him more than Snuggies, cute shoes and his all bestest pals combined...




The laugh, the sighs, the whistle...has he ever dumped anyone? Ever?




I love French. I should speak it.
Questions:
1. Vampire or Werewolf?
2. How often a week do you shave?
3. How often do you look at yourself in the mirror a day?
4. In the sun, do you bur or tan?
5. Would you howl(sing) in the moonlight?
6. Water or red wine with your meat?

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