This Plan Is Flawless.

Rob resurfaced today in a twitpic.
He posed with a some girls uncle in the garage of a Beverly Hills hotel...so rest assured he is alive.

Scruffy, beardy, and very hobotastic.

*exhales a big shaky breathe*

So, last night I was on Twitter (my second home) just tweeting away as usual when @Just_Christy, a.k.a. Busty McTwoTits, made an off-hand comment that spun us into a devious and most brilliant plan.

Busty is the owner of the other half of the "Dynamic Duo", Captain Testes.

I, Dixie Normous, am the proud owner of The French Tickler.

We try to avoid getting those two together...not...good.

For them.

Clearly, the story behind the "Dynamic Duo" needs to be told but that, dear ones, will have to wait for another day.

Anyway, last night our conversation was one of those that is so full of WIN that you wish you could share it.

Luckily, I have a blog and no real hobbies (apparently) so I CAN share it...

The Formation of "The Plan"

Read the tweetastic seizure we had last night in all it's splendor...

WARNING:
NSFW or most humans.
I know I usually tread a line somewhere between tacky and totally awesome, uhm, this would be on the "questionable" side of that line... so, you have been served!

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It all began with a totally random and non Rob related tweet...that wasn't even meant for me.

My response...

Yes, it was I who took it down to dirty town.
Shocked?
Didn't think so.

Public Service Announcement:
I, Ang of Why Not? RPattz, do not believe the English can't read maps. In fact, their history as great world travelers and settlers proves this horrific myth wrong. Rob...can't read a map. I stand by that.



















So.
@Just_Christy and I have this plan now.
It has some rough edges, sure...
It is most likely dangerous and illegal.
But, now that we know Rob is alive and well and pan-handling in Beverly Hills we can purchase the needed supplies on the shopping list and the games shall begin!

I think Rob will fall for me, I mean us...



In fact, I see this ending very, very, very well!

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